Hey

2am and she calls me because I'm still awake

Can you help me unravel my ladies mistake?

I don't love him.

Winter just wasn't my season.

The fact that that Bop by Anna Nalick, 2 a.m.

if you don't fucking know, is about an abortion.

She blows my mind. Hello, everyone. How are you?

Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. I am not going to lie. I am feeling a little loopy. My floors are

being detailed today because there's like a glue residual because they were installed at lightning

speed and probably not tended to appropriately.

So there's just like stains like glue stains everywhere.

So they have to use a pretty, a pretty pungent solvent to remove said glue from my gorgeous european white oak floors and the

oh my god i just got so nervous okay oh my god i thought i saw a rodent um so the fumes are fuming

and i'm feeling slippery and sprightly. I would first like to address some

internet drama that I did not foresee being such a big deal. So this morning before heading to

the farmer's market to get Clyde a croissant and just like some local lacinto kale because,

you know, I'm just like eucalyptus girly, whatever. And I'm getting ready in my bathroom.

And I look into my bathtub and I see what could only be described as a pubis like follicular debris all at the bottom of my bathtub.

And I mean, I gasped for air.

I couldn't even believe it.

I look at Andrew.

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