Miss Cryptid 2021 Week 3
Blurry Photos
David Flora
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🗓️ 14 June 2021
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Overcast, an independent podcast app that embraces the open world of podcasting instead of locking it down. |
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| 0:20.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, get on in here! |
| 0:24.0 | Take a seat, get settled, and for the love of the gods, don't make any sudden movements. |
| 0:30.0 | It's time for week three of the 2021 male scripted... |
| 0:42.0 | ...and content! |
| 1:12.0 | Yes, we continue in this hellish hot air balloon drifting as the winds decree, |
| 1:18.0 | landing in the most random of places that just so happen to have amazing contestants for this year's pageant of pew-tressants. |
| 1:27.0 | Thus far, this year's miscripted contest has featured fugglies from the distant past, the distant present, and nothing from the future that would be weird. |
| 1:40.0 | Like trying to guess which cryptocurrency is going to boom and bust next. |
| 1:45.0 | It's just, it's just not worth it, and it is completely made up anyway. Come on. |
| 1:50.0 | This week, we continue to skip continents and time periods as we visit ancient Sumeria to learn about... |
| 1:59.0 | ...the Muschushu, also known as the Serush, also known as the Splendor Serpent. |
| 2:07.0 | We'll then head halfway round the world in 40 days to get interrupted in a make-out session by the odious Oregon bandage man. |
| 2:18.0 | And finally, we'll take a leisurely glide down to Brazil for the curiously creepy Kuropiera. |
| 2:28.0 | Drop the sandbags, cut the tethers, and prepare the barf bags. |
| 2:33.0 | There's a lot of hot air going around in this... |
| 2:37.0 | ...the final week of the 2021 MIScripted Contest! |
| 2:44.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to Blurry Photos, I'm your host, David Flora, yo. |
| 2:55.0 | Welcome to the final week of regular competition for the MIScripted Contest, the ninth installment of the annual freak show, not for the meek show. |
| 3:05.0 | We have three new contestants for you to point and laugh at, and I'll also be announcing the winner of week two, chosen by you guys to move on to the finals... |
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