Miss Cryptid 2022 Roundup

Blurry Photos

David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The final contestant has made it to the finals in the 2022 Miss Cryptid Contest of Champions! The winner of week 3 is announced and the 3 finalists are heard once more for the 2022 Miss Cryptid Contest of Champions. You've helped them get this far, the top 3 cryptids of the past 10 years' contests. Now you have a sacred oath to choose the ultimate winner, the people's champeen, the valorous victor of it all! Cast your vote on the Blurry Photos home page and make a dream come true! Make sure to head to the Blurry Photos home page to cast your vote! You can also enter to win a Miss Cryptid prize pack of your very own.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, I'm David Flora, and this is the 2022
0:18.9	Miscripted Contest of Champions Roundup.
0:23.2	I'll announce the winner of week 3 of this year's contest, and then you'll have all your
0:27.7	finalists and one bloody basket to prod and poke until you pick your prize winner.
0:34.6	Now, some folks may have missed the regular competition on their feeds, and I apologize,
0:39.3	it doesn't air on stricter platforms, and in case you did, and you want to go back and listen
0:44.9	to the Mayhem, here's your chance to pause, and find them either on the website, or another
0:51.0	pod catcher, and come back when you're ready. In this Roundup, I'll start by announcing
0:56.8	week 3's winner, then I'll replay all the winner's segments, and then it's up to you guys to
1:02.4	head over to BlurryFotos.org, and cast your vote for who the ultimate cryptid champion is.
1:09.9	You can also enter the winner prize pack of your very own, which will include toys,
1:14.9	collectibles, candy, merch, and all sorts of goodies. Plus, your very own golden goatman trophy,
1:21.2	your replica. You'll only have a week, so don't forget.
1:26.8	Now, time to announce the winner of week 3 of the 2022 Miss Cryptid Contest of Champions.
1:38.3	Week 3 was a true trip to the slaughterhouse, as Lou Carcol took on the drop bear,
1:45.5	who took on Hoover the talking seal.
1:48.2	The winner of week 3 of the 2022 Miss Cryptid Contest of Champions is
2:03.2	Hoover the talking seal.
2:08.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, get over here and get into the finals.
2:12.6	So, here we have it. The last cage is filled. Our finalists are Bat Squadge,
2:19.0	Jeff the talking mongoose, and Hoover the talking seal. If only Bat Squadge could speak.
2:26.9	I'll replay each segment for our finalists, and then you'll have the next week
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