Miss Cryptid 2022 Week 3

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David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Our last three winners step into the squared circle for week three of the 2022 Miss Cryptid Contest of Champions! This week, France's Lou Carcolh battles Boston's Hoover the Talking Seal and Australia's Drop Bear in a righteous slugfest! It's a worldwide skirmish of two fantastic creatures and one very real one. And of course, you control their fate. Cast your vote on the Blurry Photos home page for a chance to win a prize pack! Prize pack winners will receive toys, collectibles, a book, shirt, candy, and their very own Golden Goatman Trophy (replica). One runner-up will win a T-shirt, and one lucky entrant will be Miss Congealniality and win some stickers and magnets. Make sure to cast your vote soon, there's only this week and the finals left! Listen and decide, and find out who is moving on from week 2 on this episode! Make sure to head to the Blurry Photos home page to cast your vote! Music Danse Macabre, Chee Zee Jungle, Come Play with Me, Echoes of Time v2, Duet Musette, March of the Spoons - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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0:00.0	Make some noise and hold your poise. This is the third week of the 2022
0:09.0	Ms. Cryptid Contest of Champions
0:39.0	Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the last week of regular competition in this year's contest.
0:51.0	You've survived two brutal weeks thus far. Do you have it in you to go another round?
1:00.0	Be warned. This week's selections are as weird as they are wild.
1:06.0	Spanning the globe in a three-pronged attack of angst. The victor will emerge to battle once more
1:15.0	against week one's winner and the winner of week two, which will be announced at the end of this episode.
1:25.0	Tonight, three sinister stunners spar savagely for that final spot, hoping to secure the supreme sobrichet of Ms. Cryptid Ultimate Champion.
1:41.0	Emerging from the dungeon and into this demonic Donny Brook first, from the caves of Southwestern France, winner of the 2021 Ms. Cryptid Contest,
1:53.0	the spiteful snail himself, Lou Carcole.
2:00.0	From the bath cobs and aquariums of Boston, Massachusetts, winner of the 2017 Ms. Cryptid Contest, the mouthy mammal himself,
2:12.0	Hoover the talking seal. And from the forests of Australia, winner of the 2018 Ms. Cryptid Contest, the aerial assassin himself, the drop bear.
2:35.0	Who will be our final finalist this week? It's up to you in the 2022 Ms. Cryptid Contest of Champions.
2:49.0	Hey everyone, welcome to Blurry Photos, I'm your host David Flora. Welcome to the final week of regular competition where the cream rises to the top and then will get scraped off and made into delicious custard.
3:12.0	And who's doing that scraping? You guys are because you can go to BlurryFotos.org and cast your vote for who will win this week and eventually the whole Shebang.
3:23.0	You can also enter your name and email in a sweepstakes for a chance to win a Ms. Cryptid Prize Pack which will include toys and collectibles, a shirt, candy, book, various fun stuff.
3:36.0	There will also be a runner-up drawn who will win a t-shirt and a Miss Congiil Neality who will win some stickers and magnets.
3:46.0	You can vote once each week for a total of four votes over the run of the contest, so get those votes in and good luck.
3:54.0	May, may him rolls merrily along this week with three fresh fiends per rating before you. And don't forget to stick around as I'll announce who is moving on from week two to join the Bat Squadch in the finals.
4:09.0	For this week, in order of competition we have Lou Carcole, Hoover the talking seal and the drop bear.
4:18.0	We start our engines in France with Lou Carcole. Enjoy.
4:24.0	Now let's get set across the Eurasian continent to hunt the disgustingly frightening.
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