This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts

Your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me

Welcome to I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weiner.

Well, what? What's happening? There is, at least the last I knew, there was a silver Kia going about 95 miles an hour down the 134, who was not happy

when I changed into his lane doing the speed limit, and I just want to apologize to him.

Sir, I hope you find peace. I hope you get wherever you need to be on time. That was a little,

I'm rattled, I'm a little rattled, but I also have some good news. Last night, I was time for

bed. I went to close the shade on the back door, and as I did, I looked down,

and underneath the gate, a little skunk came squeezing under and headed into the backyard,

and I have not felt a rush like this since I went indoor skydiving. It was such a thrill to see that

little skunk on its way somewhere. I don't know where. Doing some business in my backyard,

it's welcome anytime. It was truly eight inches away for me and there was no fear of being

sprayed. So it was really, it was delightful. It was a fun surprise before bed.

Is there anything else we should discuss?

These are probably the two most important pressing things in the world.

So then we can move into the podcast.

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