This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts

Your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff.

So how do you dare to obey me? Welcome to I said no gifts. I'm Bridger Weinerer.

I hope you're doing fine. I hope you're not doing anything stupid.

You know, when you're listening to this podcast, you're ultimately an ambassador of the podcast,

and I don't need you embarrassing me.

What else is going on? I'm having an incredible morning, as you can just probably tell for my energy, celebrating three weeks of having low windshield wiper fluid. And, you know, that actually,

I was thinking earlier of when I was alerted by my car, the car should tell you that when you stop the car rather than when you start it and can't do anything about it.

This is a note to all car manufacturers have the warnings. Maybe they can come on at the beginning in case the car is going to blow up.

But in the case of windshield wiper fluid, I've forgotten

it by the time I get home.

Do a nice loud beep when I pull up

into the driveway. Help

me, rather than just shame me every time I

start the car. I'm

solving problems. I'm creating ideas.

I'm podcasting. I love

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