Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about texts that came through over the weekend, taxes, texters using abbreviations, more teens are delaying getting license, 5 family members shot while mourning dead relative, people on diverted flight had to spend overnight on plane, 12-year-old bit by shark, man lit massage parlor on fire, piece of space junk hits the ground in small town, fake hot air balloon festival hoax, famous bear emerged from hibernation, world’s oldest gorilla, Dave’s work dream, The Masters, Astros fan pulled caught ball out of Mike Trout’s glove, Red Sox fan caught ball with fried dough, NBA games in Europe next year, Kanye dumping on Taylor Swift again, Britney Spears odd behavior continues, all-female crew ready to launch into space, A Minecraft Movie has another big weekend at box office, passenger’s foot crushed by beverage cart, nurse grabbed flight attendant’s dong, Peeping Tom in Walmart bathroom, man exposed himself and threatened people with a gun, man found hiding in duct work of a home, man named Edward Cocaine pushed someone at Subway and pulled a knife, man approached police with ukelele, people rode their emotional support horses into Walmart, Sperm Racing League, university student caught trying to sneak a girl into his dorm, man shot himself in the stomach to get a girl to feel bad for him, Lyft driver held passengers boobs while he helped her to the door, woman selling human bones on Marketplace, guy sat in park and pet dogs for birthday, surge in ringworm cases from people wearing clothes without washing first, grandma influencers, place to hang out with capybaras, influencer was driving motorcycle at 192mph, AI smart glasses, China warns skinny people to stay home due to wind, couple going on a 15-year cruise, dying marshmallows instead of Easter eggs, couple caught having sex in middle of the street, and more!