Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a chubby horny guy showing up at the wrong address for meet up, man who cleaned a king’s b-hole for nearly 30 years, guy with fat deposit that looks like 3rd ball on Dr. Pimple Popper, delivery driver thought sleeping dog was dead, woman who works as dog chaperone at weddings, boat crashed into a ferry, boat crashes and flips, boat takes to the skies while trying to break speed boat record, 3 bags of money stolen from Brinks truck, homeowner discovered camera watching his home, guy was attacked by bobcat while out hunting turkey, turkey flew into windshield while guy was driving, turkey wandering around NYC, birthday wishes for man who just turned 100, woman won $3M lotto prize after she had a lucky feeling, NFL Draft, Bill Belichick and GF, Sperm Race recap, Hallmark’s football love story in Buffalo, Honey Boo Boo sold rights to her life for Lifetime movie, Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame announcement, 88-year-old woman fled scene after driving car into mobility scooter of another old lady, man flinging bags of human feces at people, female plane passenger stripped nude and pooped on seat, two guys fighting in airport bathroom while another guy is pooping in stall, snake fell into woman’s margarita at Mexican restaurant, internal bra, app for someone to come pick up and do your laundry, man leads police on chase to see if they would chase you going over 100mph, guy with ‘F Around and Find Out security’ sign in yard, kids throwing Play-Do at cars end up in fight, senior assassin game, guy who sat next to a pooper on a plane calls in, woman said she caught herpes from holding karaoke mic too close to mouth, accused drug dealer hid weed in Easter Eggs, disgruntled Disney employee who hacked menu gets sentenced, Amazon delivery driver stole a birthday cake from someone’s garage, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs that you may have been abducted by aliens, things that Boomers are shocked that Gen Z doesn’t know how to do, what a teen did to cause the wildfires in New Jersey, why passengers had to hold part of a plane’s ceiling up during a flight, the teen who attacked an 11-year-old girl, the soccer player who hid under the bed while his family was kidnapped, Shannon Sharpe’s departure from ESPN in the midst of his lawsuit, actors who saved themselves by passing on certain roles, a pervy weatherman who threatened to release a secret sex tape, the fast food restaurant manager who gave her 16-year-old employee an edible, a school director accused of running a makeshift student fight club, a listener who is dating his former teacher, should he rent out his pool?, tracking with AirTag, her family doesn’t want us sleeping together on trip, Cort in for Al, bettor not allowed to place bets, stolen car, guy fishes with high-powered magnet, man busted with cocaine at Magic Kingdom, and more! 

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about restaurants shaming people for not knowing their specific lingo, the 20th anniversary of YouTube, an update on the wildfires in New Jersey, doorbell footage of a couple’s encounter with masked gunmen, what is happening to nicknames, an update on the Shannon Sharpe assault lawsuit, how Taylor Swift and Hugh Jackman could get dragged into the legal drama between Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively, Pete Davidson’s tattoo removal, a movie based on the video game Out Run, the driver who fled from police after offering them vodka, another round of hidden cameras found in bathrooms, a guy who fell on a table while he was drunk and impaled himself on a metal rod, the Catholic school teacher who had an OnlyFans page, the experiments that a funeral home employee was performing, a kayaker who fell over a waterfall, a dude who jumped from a building during an earthquake, what people have admitted to doing while behind the wheel of the car, the hair loss medication that is causing boner problems and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that we are brainwashed into thinking that we need but really don’t, forest fires in New Jersey, a big drug bust at a senior living facility, orphan bear cubs, an update on the Shannon Sharpe assault lawsuit, why Shaq needed an emergency bathroom break during a live broadcast, why John Cena says he was bullied into getting a hair transplant procedure, how the carrot challenge sent an OnlyFans creator to the emergency room, and update on the guy whose dong was bit off by a dog, the reason a doctor says he set up spy cams to capture videos of nude people, Andy’s headphones, an asphalt scam, a wall that collapsed after an iguana infestation, a kid’s science project about cat buttholes, the new digital spring cleaning trend, anti-theft locks on meat at Walmart, which state is trying to make it legal to shoot down drones and more!

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the conspiracy theory that people believe the recent all-female Blue Origin flight was staged, sperm racing, what happened after someone threw a water jug through a lady’s window on the road, the toddler who was saved by a dog, assault lawsuit filed against Shannon Sharpe, what crazy thing Kanye West has revealed about his past, Hollywood’s struggles as more studios are shooting movies elsewhere, a voicemail from a listener about his buddy whose dong was bit off by a dog, the 80-year-old Russian woman who somehow survived a six-story fall, a man in a robe who was arrested after setting his used sex toy on fire, what happened to the old guy who tried to help out during an Easter crucifixion reenactment, a delivery guy who walked across the stage during a dance competition, what keeps wrecking a woman’s car and more!

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a gator attack victim who spoke to the news, cheating at bachelor parties, Chuck’s metal detecting sleepover, the prisoner who escaped on the day he was supposed to be released, the woman who was hit in the bits with a bullet, how a man lost his ball, an OnlyFans start up, a listener’s girl’s smelly bits, why a guy slashed the tires of a Domin’s employee, why a restaurant owner kidnapped one of their employees, why a husband shot his wife, why a woman faked her own death, the doctor with 60 kids and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an assault with pizza, the sexual record your partner could break, how a guy got a spray bottle stuck in his butt, how someone got injured at the wheel of cheese contest, a badass homeless guy, how much money a lawyer blew on OnlyFans, a man who kept a mummy, the hooker guy, what a guy’s excuse was for robbing two places, the mayor who posed nude for a calendar, what happened when a guy in Florida went to the eye doctor without a shirt on, the dumb reason a government official had a dam drained and more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about High 5 Day, Malbec Day, Kickball Day, Easter on 4/20, car mistakes that make guys look bad, gender reveal leads to police encounter, airplane tough landing, flights being cut back due to lowering demand, Ford F150 randomly triggering brakes, National Park bathrooms being closed due to cutbacks, most gator attacks are caused by us, tree branch crashes through woman’s windshield, lost deer walked into YMCA, umpire took ball off side of his head, Keith Hernandez had a little upchuck during broadcast, college athlete advertising himself online, soccer club wearing shorts with logo for testicular awareness, Haley Joel Osment arrested, Amanda Bynes joins OnlyFans, wife of Ghost Adventures host pleads guilty to trying to have him killed, most influential people in the world, Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed, Serj Tankian has coffee company, old guy busted selling meth in nursing home, man crashed golf cart and fled scene, bride rushing to her wedding going 105 in a 45, lotto fraud claims after viral video shows guy with card up sleeve, homeless guy wins lotto, most polite way to tell someone to eff off, golfers fight over slow play, former spokesman for Governor DeSantis exposed himself, former chair of Tulip Time Festival busted taking up skirt pics, principal gets 4th Dui, kid got run over by a car while playing Nerf War game, Kool Aid Challenge is back, McDonald’s Snack Wraps coming back, Pringles and Miller Lite collab, woman pepper sprays dogs, pill that could help dogs live longer, micro biologist tests 5 second rule, missing grandmother found inside a python, Zoom outage, video store opening, groom eloped with bride-to-be’s mother, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Banana Day, National Eggs Benedict Day, emailer found engagement ring in mail, chef wears rubber fetish suit in the kitchen, worst things you can say on dating apps, DoorDasher gets carjacked, plane catches fire while in air, man storms court house and sprays pepper spray, apartment smells after dead tenant passed away, cyclists riding recklessly along river walk, dog helps find missing child, turtle returns home after getting caught up in tornado, Sydney Crosby, MLB golden ticket, Savannah Bananas games to be televised, Atlanta Braves reporter flirted with ladies on-air, another at-bat gender reveal, Bill Belichick, MrBeast event was a scam, FAA defines astronaut, Gayle King talks about space flight, Meta almost deleted all friends, Live on YouTube, woman pooped in a store’s walk-in beer cave, man planted cameras in woman’s home, man jumped off apartment building into shallow pool, security guard thought people dined and dashes and tased them, guy dunk into sand and had to be rescued while rock hunting, man injured in shark attack, man had Lego in his ear for 20 years, teen calls in bogus bomb threat when GF goes on cruise, principal who drank with students, hiker stranded and had to be rescued, shortage of cousins, doing random chores faster as a work out, brick and mortar book stores, community helped book store move, bottomless burger deal at Red Robin, woman tried to hire hitman to kill husband, thieves tunneled under jewelry store to rob it, zoo missing a beaver, woman did bikini photo shoot in snow and got a frozen butt, mother and daughter work together as cops, restaurant charged a complaint fee, aliens turned Russian soldiers to stone?, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Tax Day, men who are more loyal to their barber than their partner, things found in lost baggage, earthquake in California, DoorDash driver attacked restaurant owner over bathroom, guy threatens to shoot fishermen, guy robbed a bank just down the street from his home, every police officer in small town resigned, semi-truck with eggs burst into flames, dog helped find a missing man, NBA playoffs, Luka Doncic best selling jersey, update on all-female space trip, Wendy’s social media taking heat for post about Katy Perry, Menedez Bros’ aunt, Charlie Sheen’s daughter on OnlyFans, Jack Black at A Minecraft Movie screening, most memorable food moments in pop culture, Spin Doctors member admits he was high during band’s career, woman saw her husband and GF and drove into her, peeper caught at condo complex, woman makes hundreds of hotel reservations and cancels them, woman’s head reattached after internal decapitation, woman faked being mute for 16 years, old ladies taking up belly dancing, things you wouldn’t buy even if discounted 99%, Canadian guy gets naked at Disneyland, fake religious group robs home, ambulance ran into guy’s car, scuba divers left behind, social media users want more authenticity, the secret to having a joyful day, Star Wars wedding, river dolphins aerial peeing, stabbing at a funeral home, Spirit top airline, woman hasn’t peed in 6 years, food sent to space, 36 consecutive hours of pickleball play sets world record, small dog stuck on roof, old man high on monkey dust, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about texts that came through over the weekend, taxes, texters using abbreviations, more teens are delaying getting license, 5 family members shot while mourning dead relative, people on diverted flight had to spend overnight on plane, 12-year-old bit by shark, man lit massage parlor on fire, piece of space junk hits the ground in small town, fake hot air balloon festival hoax, famous bear emerged from hibernation, world’s oldest gorilla, Dave’s work dream, The Masters, Astros fan pulled caught ball out of Mike Trout’s glove, Red Sox fan caught ball with fried dough, NBA games in Europe next year, Kanye dumping on Taylor Swift again, Britney Spears odd behavior continues, all-female crew ready to launch into space, A Minecraft Movie has another big weekend at box office, passenger’s foot crushed by beverage cart, nurse grabbed flight attendant’s dong, Peeping Tom in Walmart bathroom, man exposed himself and threatened people with a gun, man found hiding in duct work of a home, man named Edward Cocaine pushed someone at Subway and pulled a knife, man approached police with ukelele, people rode their emotional support horses into Walmart, Sperm Racing League, university student caught trying to sneak a girl into his dorm, man shot himself in the stomach to get a girl to feel bad for him, Lyft driver held passengers boobs while he helped her to the door, woman selling human bones on Marketplace, guy sat in park and pet dogs for birthday, surge in ringworm cases from people wearing clothes without washing first, grandma influencers, place to hang out with capybaras, influencer was driving motorcycle at 192mph, AI smart glasses, China warns skinny people to stay home due to wind, couple going on a 15-year cruise, dying marshmallows instead of Easter eggs, couple caught having sex in middle of the street, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s hot jam about potatoes, Grilled Cheese Day tomorrow, S’more and oyster mashup for dessert, battery charge % when we feel like we need to start charging, how men feel wearing a suit, helicopter crashed during tour in NYC, plane clipped wing of another plane at airport, house collapsed on firefighter, gator attack, Detroit gas station busted for illegally selling weed, woman claimed to be assaulted by tenant but cameras showed she was lying, orphan cougar cub, cat stood down coyote, man arrested after Florida Gators victory, golfer peed in creek at The Masters, memorial bricks outside of PNC Park ripped out, Pirates fan wore paper bag over head, sign from 1984 World Series gets returned to Detroit bar, update on Weezer bassist’s wife, Betty White ate a hot dog every day, Bill Hader was fired from movie theater job for spoiling Titanic, celebs that are nice, Mark Hoppus claims to be responsible for capture of Sadam, assistant principal arrested for making a student rub her feet, police chase with a U-Haul with people inside, woman fights off carjacker, man causes 3 car collision reaching for donut, woman called AAA for flat tire during standoff with police, guy robs a place with finger guns, man drove off bridge because of Google Maps error, man had fungal infection in lungs from smelling dirty socks, what is the nastiest habit your partner has?, man got his girlfriend’s entire fist stuck in his mouth, Ask Dave & Chuck, using apps to track wife, called waiter the R-word, step cousin thinks he wants to date her, potluck food, illegal fireworks thrown into home, guy did destruction theft, update on old woman stranded in Puerto Rico with parrot, man crashed int gas station because of his Crocs, penguin caused a helicopter crash, Publishers Clearing House files for bankruptcy, woman beats up daughter for banging a guy, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the live stream cutting back to in-studio, listeners reaching out about Jason’s demons, woman’s mobile glory hole, Diva cup email, man asked for happy ending and was denied, rub and tug bust, tractor trailer hit by train, more daycares busted giving kids sleep meds, decline in travel this year, snowboarder barely escapes avalanche, family in Florida gets attacked by hawks, Dave ran a red, Tyreek Hill domestic situation, Michigan coach hacked thousands of intimate images, Masters betting tips, LeBron James first athlete with Ken Doll, 2 baseball teams with losing streaks face off, wife of Weezer bassist arrested after shooting with police, Hawk Tuah girl booked cameo in show, Minecraft movie, 911 operator was too busy ordering breakfast to help person in need, woman with world’s largest mouth gape, Jewish man suing airline for yanking him out of bathroom, woman accused of laundering money from online scams, driverless taxi glitched out and caused backup at Chick Fil A, car wash turned out to be secret front for cocaine operation, college kids trapped for days inside house by angry geese, psychedelics could be good for sex life, top sex positions of the year, update on hot teacher busted banging student, shootout in parking garage over boxes of weed, woman gets sucker punched on bachelorette trip, man went from homeless to millionaire, police raided Chinese restaurant whose Roasted Duck was Street Pigeon, KFC fried chicken toothpaste, Kraft BBQ mac and cheese, Cinnabon opening combo location with Carvel ice cream, young girl called 911 while burglar broke into her house, elderly chihuahua fell into pit, missing dog turned up 1K miles away, having a pet makes you as happy as earning an extra $90k per year, Weight Watchers will be going away, things you shouldn’t tell ChatGPT, National Sibling Day, mother and son found missing lotto ticket, strange place a Canadian had to be rescued from, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about porch pirate caught on camera, old big lady crashed into bakery and left, odd things left behind in ride shares, old woman hit and killed another lady in crash and received light sentence, man served wrong meal on flight and freaked out, helicopter crew found missing toddler, man died while hammock camping after tree fell on him, man seriously injured after he was run over on the beach, guy drove off with gas pump in his car, fraudulent maple syrup, price of Mega Millions ticket increase, do you like ASMR or does it freak you out?, are you a female toe sucker?, pallbearers fell into grave, tree fell on woman’s car while in traffic, woman caught guy on security cam looking into her bedroom window at night, peeping Tom tracked down, how the definition of a “simp” has changed, only 20% of people clean their sex toys, man keeps getting evicted from apartments because of his pet buffalo calf, Tigers assistant GM was sending nudes to employees, NBA and NHL playoff forecast, rugby game delayed after paratrooper gets snagged on stadium roof, US Women’s soccer team stuck in elevator, WB turning over outtake footage of Arthur due to Russell Brand investigation, Elton John talks about losing vision, Elton and Madonna reconcile, Jeff Ross ended up hospitalized after allergic reaction to ice cream, People staffer campaigning for Jack Black to be next Sexiest Man Alive, Eminem’s daughter had a kid, woman took parrot on trip and isn’t allowed to return, woman’s parents sent her parrot to shelter, tow truck driver had gun pulled on him, man’s company car has been stuck in parking garage for 2 years, Hot Dog Towers, drunk man in pink wig arrested outside of Applebee’s, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave lying to himself to get through the day, someone trying to sell Minion painting on Facebook Marketplace, emailer saw giant dildo on walk, emailer encountered wild boar, men used to ejaculate from b-holes, guy survives tornado in the bathtub, old woman found alive in woods days after her car caught fire, young kid on trampoline carried away by gust of wind, people rescued after plane skids off runway into the water, man pepper sprays restaurant workers after argument, restaurant patron busted on camera putting hair on food, update on Jason’s son’s demons, March Madness, JV baseball player facing charges for peeing in opponent’s water, shoelaces that will not come untied, Minecraft movie, Goonies cast reunited, billionaire timeshare king died, celebs in space, grandpa caught filming up skirts, man found nude walking along highway, guy busted walking nude in public, deliver driver filmed dropping pizza on ground, man getting attacked by fox on camera, man had stroke after massage, escalators to top of mountain, woman won lotto but doesn’t want to share winnings with husband, McDonald’s employee choked teen who helped herself to extra sauce, UFC fighter helps neighbor after someone crashes into his house, family thought they were shot at on highway but it was lightning, tarot card scammer, woman kicked off flight for eating chips she bought before card processed, jobs that require high tolerance for getting yelled at, teens attacked mall Easter bunny, man cut off ankle monitor and fled during his trial, principal caught skip scanning, ChatGPT, world’s oldest man, woman reunited with missing dog after 5 years, man tried to meet indigenous people and left Diet Coke behind, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Andy bought a new vacuum, couple caught going at it at Orlando Magic game, British version of Pepto song, delivery guy licks a cat on Ring camera, how many people consider themselves to be unlucky, DoorDash driver tried to buy someone a meal and got stabbed, flood emergencies around country, couple detained in Mexican over timeshare dispute, charter captain arrested after confrontation, woodpeckers breaking car windows and mirrors, 84-year-old UPS driver, March Madness, Yukon basketball, Ovechkin breaks record, gender reveal during MLB game, Scarlet Johansson's stalker threatens to bomb SNL, Russell Brand charged with rape, Bill Murray on-set behavior, Hugh Grant suspected sex trafficker at airport, scene from Wild Things wanted makeout sesssion, Will Forte and Val Kilmer almost did The Amazing Race, Fyre Fest, Tina Turner show in UK added disclaimer that Tina won't be there, gas station shootout over chicken, couple found camera above bed in Airbnb, drunk man fell asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru, street thief using dance moves to distract victims, big nude man in a dollar store, kid orders DoorDash to his bedroom window, Bruce Willis' daughters still bathe together, lawsuit against OnlyFans, Speedy Gonzalez arrested, guys robbed and drugged by hooker, lunch lady has relationship with student, plastic surgeon was not licensed, couple lost life savings in real estate scam, kid who imitates birds, free apps for Chinese restaurant tattoo, pasta water martini, man threw bottles of his own pee into store, teen arrested for stealing street sign, city added bus stop in front of man's house, man got 3 organ transplants in same day, guy lost his dog in tornado, license plate recognition, zebra in Ireland pub, park bench causes brawl, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak broadcast live from The Fillmore in Detroit for a baseball opening day special, where they talk about the first ever swim up bar in Michigan, a listener’s advice to Jason on how to deal with demons, a guy’s emotional support tigers, why teams want the tush push banned, Steve Irwin’s son in an underwear ad, the newest celebrity wine brand, what happened to the guy who accidentally sent a jerkoff video to a lawyer, a toddler who ate some of his grandfather’s ashes, a drive thru worker who sings to customers, the woman with the world’s largest tongue, the minimum amount of times you should shower per week, a listener whose girlfriend’s ex-husband calls her constantly, the downside of getting a tattoo instead of a wedding ring,  and more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a badass saved a cop, what made you cancel a Tinder date, a cop who got caught banging on the job because he left his radio on, your funny traumatic moments, a camera in a porta potty, when your partner’s fantasy freaked you out, having the safe sex talk with your elderly parents, something that you thought was fancy when you were a kid but realized it wasn’t when you grew up, why a woman left diarrhea at a police station, a badass father who chased down a carjacker and more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about worst places to have to go #2, things we hate about public bathrooms, Gen Z using email addresses to guess age of people, emailer did delivery for Uber and customer asked them to do under the table orders, she was watching Peep Show and suggested ball waxing video, flood waters trapped people inside of elevators, cabin smoke forces passengers to evacuate plane, a dangerous number of people are shooting lasers at planes, cruise ship rocked by 40ft waves, lady accidentally took bridge into Canada, Amazon makes bid to buy TikTok, teen saved woman and 2 kids from house fire, NBA player penalized for doing finger guns, banned gestures in NFL, UFC partnering with Meta, Tropicana Field update, fans waited for hours in line for Shohei Ohtani bobble head, Jean Claude Van Damme, Blake Lively accused of taking sexual liberties with co-worker, Macauley Culkin says his dad is the worst person he ever knew, Kurt Russell talks about Val Kilmer, plot of White Lotus inspired by hallucination, Ozzy Hologram, big girl freaks out when people stand in front of her at concert, dentist asked co-worker for oral, Peeping Tom caught on camera, a guy exposed himself at the gym, woman upset that someone put a 4ft penis and balls on their lawn, old man found sitting nude on beach, woman stripped down mid-argument at Spirit Airlines gate, woman killed her green beret husband, couple’s home taken over by squatters, bridge collapses just as guy crosses it, owner of concrete penis calls in, argument at gas station leads to shots fired, kid says there was a monster under his bed and there was a guy under there, fake trucking company stole beef, snake wrangler arrived just in time to save pet bird, 80s shoulder pads back in fashion, space ads, small town police chief retirement, woman rents out bathroom at work, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about PB&J Day, DIY Day, guy with persistent genital arousal syndrome, emailer noticed holes in hotel shower, old Russian lady in Florida rammed into several patrol cars, woman pulled gun at boys who were fishing near home, guy saves woman from house fire, Hooters filed for bankruptcy, Vicky Kirby opens new fabric store, NJ bill to allow people to pump their own gas, Richard Sherman shares security footage of people breaking into his house, NFL going to have 3 Christmas Day games, Mick Foley, baseball game interrupted by drone, Tiger Woods posts April Fool’s Joke, Val Kilmer died yesterday, The Rock’s jet suffered mechanical issue, Machine Gun Kelly’s baby announcement on IG, Maury talks about sex life on podcast, Denise Richards talks about co-parenting with Charlie Sheen, Paul Rudd hates a dentist from past, another Spider-Man movie confirmed, John Wick franchise projects, Roger Daltrey going deaf and blind, music videos from this century that changed the world, guy does pushups in turbine of plane, man busted eating cinnamon bun while robbing grocery store with machete, pregnant woman robbed banks and duped husband into being getaway driver, hot teacher gets with student, passenger threw up on another passenger on plane, man stripped and destroyed kiosk at Disney while drinking around the world, woman stole cop’s car after going on date, man caught stealing package of gold bars, man meets his son he didn’t know existed, old woman hit lotto but lost ticket, couple had identical quadruplets, woman tried to smuggle drugs into prison, guy taught son how to fly plane, guy who writes down co-workers mistakes, men do not hear as well as women, grandpa shoes now in fashion, shots fired at Taco Bell, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about April Fool’s Day, things to look forward to in April, Chubby kid, woman’s pet pig throws tantrum when it doesn’t get its way, guy used his mom’s credit card to pay for his date, police chase commentary, teen attacked by sea lion, old woman survives car crash and then falls into well, passenger tried to open door in midair, the astronauts who were stuck in space for 9 months speak out, man has widow maker heart attack, March Madness, possible ban on tush push, Shohei Ohtani card sells at auction, minor league player who worked for Uber makes New York Yankees roster, police cam footage of cops finding Gene Hackman, Kanye says he didn’t want any of his kids, Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney, WB will release Coyote vs Acme movie, Last Of Us will not go past the source material, top TV homes, how much we spend on streaming services, Linkin Park not selling well, April Fool’s Day, big lady with 5 lovers ordered them to attack 6th lover, man exposed himself at water park in Michigan, man exposed himself in Dunkin’ drive-thru, man pulled over for traffic violation with drugs, man pulled over for looking at phone, app tries to make you fall in love without seeing them, police find thief who would poop pants to make an escape, SCUBA diving bagpiper, argument between 8 passengers and a ride share driver, woman robbed DQ and only got $1.50, realtor plays hide and see with ASMR in listing videos, online argument between childhood best friends leads to gun fight, fight over shopping cart, VA wants to install speed limiters on cars, plumber reclogged drains at restaurant after they didn’t pay bill, cocaine sub, another person declared dead, how much time the average person spends worrying, woman used barnacle covered conch shell to assault man, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Potato Day, Chuck’s travel stories over vacation, old woman crashes mobility scooter, severe storms across country, commercial plane and military jet have close call, plane had to turn around and return to airport because pilot forgot passport, old lady who flies a couple of times a year says TSA treats her like she’s dumb, cruise ship announces warning of pirates approaching, mega church pastor caught on camera breaking into woman’s home, guy dressed as a bear to scare bears, Sears down to last few locations, March Madness, college basketball player interview with ESPN goes viral, Caitlin Clark autographed rookie card auctioned off, Yankees home runs, new bats, AA baseball franchise has new float your goat hot dog, Jessica Simpson drinks semen cocktail for her voice, Madonna shows off diamond grill on TikTok, Meghan Fox gives birth, Haliey Welch will not go to jail, Fyre Fest 2, Antonio Brown’s twitter, which celebs seem to have sold their soul to the devil, suspect cut himself on glass, officer put cameras in his bathroom to watch wife and sister in law use toilet, guy runs over repo man’s head, police chief being sued over workplace pranks, Hooters wants to become family-friendly, guy drove his dad’s car into the ocean, creepy clows showing up again, man accused of assaulting old man with Samurai sword, woman hospitalized after injury caused by dolphin, sea lions getting more aggressive, shop class coming back, 3rd person poops themselves at Guardians of the Galaxy ride, road repainted with zigzag lines, couple caught having sex on grave, guy busted putting gorilla glue in co-worker’s drink, couple arrested in Mexico over time share dispute, lawyer claims you could get a DUI for driving after drinking coffee, snack food price increase, man arrested after having to put air in his tires during high speed chase, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when Putin fell down and pooped himself, a new drug that claims to increase dong size, how a Canadian clerk defended his store, cheap people, how workers were killed over corn, a cop who made porn while on the job, Dave calls a Kentucky perv, when strippers went wrong, the family puke bowl, an unarmed security guard who stopped a man with a rifle  and more!

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man who claimed that thieves put a bottle up his butt, oddly delicious food combos, what made a divorced man flip out, dance permits in Sweden, a nude woman on a motorcycle, when you met your partner’s parents, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about food in the bedroom, your most awkward moment, Boomers’ opinions, how a guy conned a woman to rub oil on his dong, when your friend accidentally turned you on, a listener whose boyfriend hangs out with her family, what a guy with no pants got up to in The Villages, a brawl at family game night, what dumb thing a criminal did to get busted by police, what a bank robber’s note was written on that got him busted and more!

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a sex toy lead a woman to biting a guy, what happened to someone who slept overnight at the zoo, why a grandpa destroyed a hotel, taboos that dudes are into, a car theft gone wrong, a man with two anuses, nude yoga, a listener’s secret they’ve kept for 12 years, feet finder, micro dongs, the fastest you went from married to cheating, why a dude stole from his mother, a mail slot peeper, why a woman slapped a flight attendant and more!

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who turned a Toyota into a Ferrari, when you found a hidden camera, suspicious Russian deaths, car jujitsu, when you realized that your lady was nuts, why a family dug up grandma, the old lady dominatrix, an update on a rat man, a live divorce announcement, a listener who got scammed for nudes, sad nipple syndrome, why an old lady slapped a flight attendant, a perv’s excuse for why he jerked it in his car and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about our favorite swear words, what happened after somebody died on a plane during a flight, a behavior that is contagious among chimps, getting a boner at the doctors office, pillow humping saddles, what a listener’s wife started to do after a brief separation and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Jason changing a tire, footage of senior driving backwards and crashing, California is the state with highest chance of being abducted by aliens, life hacks people swear by, severe weather across the country, Southwest plane nearly took off on taxiway instead of runway, stranded passengers face 55-hour delay, active shooter reported in Michigan, video of a house exploding, rub and tug busted, guy eating iguana eggs, rogue goat leads cops on chase, March Madness, coach encouraged fans to hit him up for gas money, Aaron Rodgers options, Conor McGregor wants to run for President of Ireland, world’s oldest speed skater, update on Menendez Brothers, Apple TV + losing money, Harrison Ford and Helen Mirren interview, Selena Gomez picked up old man tendencies from working with Steve Martin and Martin Short, best dumb comedies of all-time, shout-out board at work, Mickey Mouse pulled knife on someone for not tipping him, Peeping Tom confronted by woman he was taping in restroom, update on janitor who spread STDs by peeing in water bottles, boot thief busted crawling through water, woman busted throwing drugs over prison fence, airline offering chance to join Mile-High Club, delivery driver tried not to laugh when a woman’s intimate item fell out of package, Irish carriage driver whipped guys who tried to ride-and-dash, Ask Dave & Chuck, update from guy who hooked up with his high school crush, hooked up with older lady on app who now wants cash for medical bills, parents in debt and want to tap into college fund, GF’s parents never call him by name, has good job but boss is jerk, founder of Pirate Booty Snacks lost bid for mayor, road rager threatens driver with gun, mom jumped on school bus to beat up son’s bully, scammers posing as humane society, satellites that could project space billboards, 85% of cannabis users admit to driving after using, teacher accidentally showed students something inappropriate, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who treats his gator like a golden retriever, what is an adult problem that nobody warned you about?, drunk near naked driver rear ended a bus, what’s next for the stranded astronauts?, Texas ATMs hacked by Russia, kayakers attacked by gators in infested canal, dog adopted after nearly 5 years in shelter, March Madness, guy thought he won bet but it was cancelled, Vikings will not pick up Aaron Rodgers, former Eminem employee accused of leaking music, Christina Applegate hospitalized 30 times for double dragon, people who robbed Kim Kardashian finally facing trial, movie with Gwyneth Paltrow has lots of sex scenes, best fictional best friends, Mariah Carey not impressed by covers of her songs, Lollapalooza lineup, big lady broke into home and asked not to come out because she was naked, woman wins lotto jackpot and they refuse to payout, getting put under for tattoos, man lived as nun for 22 years, model hired billboard to drive around looking for sugar daddy, top guilty pleasure songs, ice chunk crashed through roof and FAA says it wasn’t from plane, squatters sold a house, fake dentist, research team puts out call for help when colleague attacks another, weed in exchange for donating blood, how smart phone addiction is hurting our brain, Severance season finale, tornado rolled through and people sheltered in Burger King Bathroom, road rage suspect shot in leg, update on guy who bit an ear off during fight, off duty firefighters save someone on beach, Alexa no longer offering privacy option, Lipton Iced Tea prank, woman won lotto after buying random ticket, strange item people are scalping in Miami, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave got shampoo in his eye during hair cut, correction on sub/dom relationships, things that have disappeared over the last decade without people noticing, stranded astronauts finally return to earth, young girl’s gut feeling saved her family from tornado, missing paddle boarders found, guy used child to steal fishing rods, gator in neighborhood killed and vigil held, wallet full of cash returned, lost puppy found, baseball player pretended to snort drugs on the field, Bill Murray at MLB kickoff game in Tokyo, Tracy Morgan threw up because of food poisoning, March Madness, Ryan Reynolds files motion to dismiss defamation lawsuit, director swindled money out of Netflix, change makers list from National Geographic, How I Met Your Mother creators wanted Vince Vaughn as Barney, movies that traumatized us when we were younger, man busted filming in men’s bathroom, drunk guy climbed into cop car for ride home, passenger started biting people on flight, woman has to pay $20K for disrupting a flight, mini horse found walking streets in Metro Detroit, hot sorority girl’s mugshot goes viral, traveler booked hotel through Expedia and hotel refused to honor it, how A.I. plays a role in sexual relationships, guys who cry are better lovers, OnlyFans model paid $11K for BDSM and killed guy, single parking spot in Boston being sold for $750K, fossils dumped in landfill because college forgot to pay UPS bill, fake cheese, snacks, coffee with ED meds, doggy day car bus, teen accused of biting ear off man, robbery after casino win, couple held hostage at gun point on hiking trail, Hellcat and Track Hawk are 2 most popular cars to steal, pop up panic rooms being sold at grocery stores, happiest people on earth are people under 30 in Lithuania, married men more likely to be obese, new drug that could regrown human teeth, man arrested in ironic shirt, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about awkward moments day, Sloppy Joe Day, the hero guy who saved a baby was one year ago today, app for swingers/kinks in America, coffee dates are increasingly more popular, emailer was doing rows on machine and guy sat right in front of him watching, stranded astronauts coming home, plane struck wing on runway during landing, elderly couple went out for drive in forest and got stuck, people having more trouble paying back car loans, Forever 21 files for bankruptcy, neighbors put skeletons up to support woman who won’t take hers down, day after St. Paddy’s Day, March Madness picks, Bill Belichick posing with girlfriend, soccer team held moment of silence for player still alive, Tracy Morgan threw up courtside, rumors that Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas are dating, the worst movies of the past 10 years, Conan O’Brien hosting Oscars again, Reacher sets viewership record for Prime, all bands on the bill for Ozzy’s final show will play Black Sabbath songs, Loudwire’s God Tier songs, guy raged when karaoke machine wouldn’t work, man left a gator behind in Michigan motel, pilot busted snorting drugs off lady’s boobs, guy smashes stuff at Dublin airport, guy was lost at sea for 95 days, what was your lowest moment?, Uber driver used customer’s bathroom and pleasured himself in there, hiker mauled by bear, woman tried to sell human toes online, mail carrier stole $1.6M, cancer patient did experimental fecal transplant, hot dog with hair growing out of it, KFC Mashed Potato Poppers, counterfeit Krab, man rescued after being held captive for 2 decades by stepmother, guy starts collecting litter in neighborhood, woman reunited with missing dog, warning regarding Medusa ransomware, good sleep can make you less susceptible to conspiracy theories, America has become more rude since pandemic, most awkward moments, wife of El Chapo launching shapewear line, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Molly Malone statue getting groped, re-watching the leprechaun news report, top green foods each state is Google’ing, old woman nearly pierced by a falling tree, stranded astronauts finally coming home, Rolls Royce used as bank robber getaway car, porch roof collapsed after people were partying on top of them, guy punched gate agent over his seat assignment, nude man followed women around apartment complex, giant gator scared golfers, kayaker saved 2 dogs who fell into water, Uncut Event recap, Cooper Kupp signs with Seahawks, Aaron Rodgers, March Madness Brackets, UFC wants to break up with ESPN, baseball still considered America’s sport, athletes who made the most after retirement, more details about Gene Hackman’s death, Jason Sudekis says Ted Lasso season 4 is happening, Millie Bobby Brown has 62 pets, The Rock will star in Martin Scorsese movie, Starship Troopers remake, songs that have been used the most in movies and TV, man accused of stealing an ambulance, driver fined $110K for tailgating, woman spotted BF at bar with another woman, boiling water disfigured man’s genitals, men who drink grape juice have less chance of getting ED, new trend is sweatpant jeans, is banging a sex robot cheating?, proposal to block USA from Canadian owned PornHub, lady unknowingly bought a stolen car, auto shop owner had kitten stolen, judge overruled another judge who sentenced shoplifters to washing cars, 3-year-old saves great grandma who fell, eggs being smuggled into USA, The Big Mac Guy eats milestone Big Mac, man spotted eating a rat on the NYC sidewalk, cops called when guy walks into gas station nude, escaped zoo gorilla hoax in Virginia, partying is apparently good for your health, green beer should be safe, St Paddy’s Day stats, chatting with bots has become normal, guy sets record for pulling train car, guy made big mistake when dropping kids off at school, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how people plan to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day, why you should never hold in your farts, spring break travel, a snow boarder who out raced an avalanche, the nude crime a profession wrestler was arrested for committing, what Wendy Williams will have to say in her The View interview, a documentary that claims that Jim Morrison is still alive, how a guy managed to steal lap dances, a lady who woke up to a strange man rubbing her leg, the babysitter who nearly drank herself to death while on the job, the sauna bathing trend, the weirdest thing your partner does at home, the downside of becoming a sugar daddy, a listener who wants to know what’s next for him after he goes through a breakup, why a group of teens attacked

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people thought Andy was dead after something Dave posted, geese had a standoff with Dave, things everybody experiences but never talk about, ice wind sailer died after falling through the ice, man assaults flight attendant and swallows rosary beads, brawl over prom dress, woman was stuck in work truck while tornado roared past, kid saved his choking friend, woman tried to keep deer as pet, turkeys are going after people because it is their mating season, Eminem looking to bring WNBA team to Detroit, wife of Ghost Hunters host was trying to have him killed, Joel McHale shared story about pet rabbit, new John Wick movie confirmed, Constantine sequel, episodes of Joey posted online, En Vogue member now living in her car, woman showed sex tape of her and ex to entire bar, fight over chicken leads to shooting, woman was trapped in her car for 6 days, Box Demon left gift on family’s door step, new kink terms, what’s your kink?, guys blocked road while twerking, guy sets strip club on fire, escalator goes haywire, documentary claiming aliens are real, men busted urinating in a hot pot, video of woman taking baby wombat from its mother, puppy can’t stop eating socks, woman shoots herself and another woman after argument, another person ends up in ER after mistaking nail glue for eye drops, safes found at illegal dumping site, main reason people go to gym is to look better, old man’s life live streamed without him knowing, Russian man run over by train survives, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy ate at Skyline Chili every hour for a whole day, things that  made you think people were rich as a kid, guy accused of killing a guy he found in bed with his wife, woman got stabbed for wearing someone else’s clothes, bus driver saved driver who had medical episode, more hidden cameras found recording people, distilleries are being impacted by Canada not selling their products, Southwest Airlines charging to check a bag, homeowner found gator in house, Positive Wednesday, NFL free agency moves, update on high school senior who hit opponent on head with baton, New Era’s new hat messed up Rangers design, Wendy Williams called into Good Day from psych ward, Scott Peterson got ass kicked after Pickleball altercation, Jennifer Garner BF gives her ultimatum over Ben Affleck, Universal Pictures wanted Scarlet Johansson on social media, Meghan Markle show is tanking, possible legal action against Tool, embalmer cut off man’s genitals, cops called to remove guest from home, man stripped nude and refused to pay for bill at restaurant, man led police on chase in stolen ambulance, update on shoplifters who used poop on the floor as diversion, update on thumb faced cop, what is a hobby you enjoy that you’d never tell your buddies?, judge says he shot his wife by accident, helicopter made emergency landing, another rub and tug busted, guy had turtle hidden in his pants, small Italian restaurant posted about tough times and community supports them, coffee bean theft, bank soil, potato has been placed in a temple, guy tried to steal his aunt’s house, Fatberg stuck in Michigan sewer, cruise ship sinks while couple were on honeymoon, average Americans feel burned out by 42, more people retiring at sea, woman who lost home in fire finally reunited with cat she thought was lost, parents use app demons to scare misbehaving kids in Japan, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about 5-year anniversary since COVID, sleep awareness week, National Dream Day, town in Florida called Taintsville, emailer proposes new segment: how hot am I?, tornado hit a TV station while live on the air, man robbed after winning at the casino, old woman crashed and car went up in flames, police chase over 90mph ended with pit maneuver, dentist loses license after removing tooth with pliers, gondola at ski mountain fell to the ground, Giants still looking for QB, early World Series odds, Mo Vaughn opens up about HGH, track competitor hit on head with baton by opponent, high school golfer saves drowning opponent, Hanta virus, Wendy Williams drops note from window asking for help, White Lotus features Jason Isaac’s character flashing family, actress from Harry Potter joins OnlyFans, Ne-Yo in relationship with 4 women, Rick Springfield has brain damage from stage fall 25 years ago, Vana White reveals she only works 34 days a year, Jelly Roll in Daisy Dukes, chubby people started brush fire while making s’mores, Sean Weiner Sr stole a car and caused accident, naked man dancing along highway, man says his dog shot him, woman saved for 10 years to get nose job, record for hairiest face, a lack of sex can double the chances of men dying, man found frozen snake in an ice cream bar, woman passes note to another woman in bathroom asking for help, woman got into standoff with cops after beating her man, 5th degree black belt defends store from being robbed, woman got scammed on Tinder, people lie to their dentist, oranges on pizza, trend where men are trimming their eyelashes, 108-year-old woman is oldest barber in world, man arrested for robbing 6 gas station convenience stores, guy pulled prank on co-worker by locking her in hot steam room, woman freaked out over bee in drive-thru, man crashed car and fled scene, toughest negotiators are kids, KFC bringing back potato wedges, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about 1980s ad for motor inn goes viral, old lady got her car stuck on top of 2 other cars in parking lot, fly dining goes wrong, emailer saw guy with CUTRIT license plate, emailer tried butt stuff and is now bedridden, another plane crash, couple of guys tried to break into house but homeowner had a gun, Florida towns call in national guard to patrol for Spring Break, Vrbo property exposed wiring and mold, pigs crossing the Canadian-USA border, Marley The Painting Penguin, Daylight Saving Time, Josh Allen gets record-setting contract, Aaron Rodgers could have a new team, NBA player becomes first with 30-20-20 double double, college basketball tournament, official cause of death for Gene Hackman and wife, Britney Spears dancing next to fire, Octomom Lifetime movie, Pierce Brosnan says he would do Bond again, Gene Simmons will let you pay him $12K to be his roadie for a day, man drove car right into dealership when he was mad, hair stylist cut weave out of woman who tried to leave without paying, massage parlor robbed at gun point, woman attacked man at 7-Eleven, 4-year-old calls 911 because his mom ate his ice cream, man picked his nose so hard he hit an artery, someone pooped on floor and walls in line at Disney, old woman running late for her aqua fit class crashed into pool, video of man climbing out of a storm drain, guy who gets shot out of rockets at fairs got injured, fog horn going off every 30 seconds in Rhode Island, woman who can only eat baby formula and oats, cheesesteak milkshake, chewing bark good for brain, swan leads police on a chase, pet duck marching in parade, woman won $100 bucks a week for life, road rage leads to death, arsonist sets himself on fire, board flies off truck and into windshield of another car on bridge, sextortion case using AI generated nude photos, National Napping Day, touch grass app, longest living heart transplant recipient now needs kidney, flight had to return to airport in India, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Springing Forward into Daylight Saving Time, dill pickle flamin’ hot Cheetos, Taco Bell offering new sauce that requires waiver, On The Border Tex Mex chain files for bankruptcy, man will be executed today by firing squad, cop pulls driver out of flaming car, shoots during Marketplace Meetup, people got stuck on train tracks on 3-wheeler, hikers fell down cliff, ceiling fell on subway commuters, Space X rocket exploded, woman delivers 13lb baby, Dave is tired, former Canadian snowboarder is now one of America’s most wanted, wrestler Dq’d after dad got in fight in stands, boxer took dive because he just got hair done, kid who found rare card is auctioning it off, Fanatics and Ticketmaster, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds trying to stop texts from going public, Dolly Parton talks about deceased husband, town with leg lamp hit with copyright infringement, contestant on Wheel Of Fortune asked Ryan to pinch him, old man had maggots in his penis and bladder, woman got into altercation with BF and threw watermelon, cop appears in rap music video, fight on plane while watching Karate Kid, Pokémon fight, couple claim ghosts keep them from banging, old woman wanted to rave, her period bled through, walked in on SIL naked, SIL hijacking marriage, fired and hasn’t given passwords back, turned old house into Airbnb, woman involved in 2 hit and run accidents on same day, teen stole several cars, guy stole from restaurant and told employees he was there to clean kitchen, Loch Ness monster, one-legged jeans, new generation Gen Beta, man ate 7lb burger, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about guy washes his butt with his own pee, what was the fastest you’ve quit a job?, deadly winter storms across country, ice highway over a lake, teens broke into homes and threw parties, girl’s bike stolen 2 nights in a row, animal attacks in Florida, grandma stand where you can sit down with a grandma who will give you life advice, update on Chiefs fans who froze to death, Max Crosby signs extension with Raiders, Alex Ovechkin on track to break NHL goal record, Mets have highest payroll in MLB, Rays stadium, update on Gene Hackman death, cop who arrested Justin Timberlake is cop of the year, George Clooney getting divorced, Ben Affleck wants to get back with Jennifer Garner, Scream 7 will feature 3 dead characters, actors that turned down $1B movie roles, new David Duchovny show, Billy Corgan expects Nickelback and Creed to get big again, Hot Or Not: female prison guard, man went to a Tiffany’s store and swallowed diamond earrings, man took pants down in back of Lyft, woman strips nude on a flight, man suing brother in law for filling his bellybutton with superglue, woman hosting orgasm retreats for women, drunk guy claimed his truck was stolen, dad shoots football coach for not playing his son, man threatened teens who were waiting for a school bus, couple of guys were hiding meth in Cheetos, 900lb dolphin jumped onto fishing boat, 72% of Americans believe they don’t have enough privacy in public bathrooms, Red Robin closing 70 locations, man exposed himself again, guy who says he was part of the CIA says he perceived life on Mars, flight attendant entertained passengers with violin, professions most likely to cheat, meeting hangover, man heard weird noises under his home and found a dog, guy tried to set record by eating hot charcoal, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Guinness World Record for fastest to remove casino chips from under bottle no hands, old person habits we’ve adopted because they are good ideas, woman pulled horse’s tail while kid was riding it and got bucked off, astronauts stuck in space, shooting over guac, man crashed stolen motorcycle and claimed he didn’t know about it, 2 people attacked by gator while kayaking, man ran onto tarmac to try to catch his flight, dogs dialed 911, Saquon Barkley highest paid RB, Ben Johnson would sacrifice both balls for Bears to win Super Bowl, Pistons player divorced, Skat Dog, member of Faster Pussycats’ fiancé died on 80s cruise, woman spent $25K to meet Eminem in scam, Katy Perry new tour not selling well, Wes Scantlin was a mess on stage, woman stabbed BF because he didn’t like her cooking, guy ate $1K worth of sushi and dashed, naked man burned his dong while vaping naked, woman touring nursing homes looking for old guys to bang in porn, what’s the weirdest sexual thing you’ve paid for?, guy was taking picks of dudes in gym locker room, guy shot accidentally by family’s booby trap, religious paintings stolen from church, place where Texas Pete hot sauce is made caught fire, couple went on ride at Disney and left kids unattended, guy learned to spray tan to save money, first ever cornhole scholarship, guy denied BMW test drive and drives into dealership, couple arrived late for flight and forced way onto plane, youth hockey reg threatened by coach, rumors that Luigi has sex videos, former tallest and fastest roller coaster was imploded, Real ID cutoff, woman quit Dairy Queen and stole cash on way out, Indian man seen doing pull ups on electric wires, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave and Lisa being sick, Bubble Boy, things to look forward to in March, kid called cops to ask for donuts, Skype leaving, email update from dickmatizer, another wildfire, dating app meetup turns into assault, window washers were left dangling in the air, woman gets stung by scorpion at airport, middle schoolers ate weed gummies, kayaker bit by gator, cruise ship in rough seas, LeBron James expected to hit career milestone, Houston Dynamo apologizes for Messi not playing, Dolly’s husband dies, update on death of Gene Hackman, highest paid actors of the year, Shakira’s Lamborghini, theater collapsed during screening, man awarded damages for too many pre-show commercials, you should give a new show 6 episodes, Billy Joel fell on stage, Hall and Oates say they will never reunite, update on rapper denied Lyft, update on twerking flight attendant, road rage, showing off butt cracks new fashion trend, woman busts husband cheating in a work van, sex doll that comforts you, hookah shop owner stops robbery, guy keeps putting dong on subway seats, influencer’s home robbed, DoorDash driver pulled gun on customers after argument, first commercial moon landing, bus travel increasing due to troubles in air travel, taste virtual flavors, woman used bolt cutters to break into animal shelter, FedEx driver stuck by high tide, giraffe in metro Detroit truck, Citi account received credit of $81T, parents feeding their babies butter, banana that stays fresh, most unhealthy foods, cops went undercover at Carnival to catch crook, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an old guy who claims to have been chased by a ghost, redneck math, how an old guy managed to flip a car at the car wash, what you’ve put in your penis, why a woman had a cork in her vagina, orgasm sounds, female sleep orgasms, an old person who unplugged their hospital roommate’s ventilator, an update on a pilot who fell out of an airplane, what happened when a cruise ship got hit by a rogue wave near Antarctica, how manchildren get less sex, what happened to the lady who boarded an international flight by mistake and more!

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Uncut promo, Google trends, Google has Lisa listed as Soulja Boy’s mom, siblings decide to continue living together in a mansion, study says having kids is good you’re your brain, update on stranded astronauts on space station, planet alignment tonight, small town mayor finally voted out, cop rescued baby from burning apartment, kids saved from school bus fire, guy got late charges for rental car that he returned on time, cellphone tower at country club, Travis Kelce not retiring, ref bitten in nuts by children during soccer match, update on Gene Hackman death, Matthew Perry may have taken 27 shots of Ketamine in his final 3 days, Vince Neil’s plane involved in deadly crash, Katy Perry going into space, Oscar will reappear on new spinoff of The Office, Rick Springfield says he is microdosing LSD, update on Fyre Festival sequel, woman spray painted and egged ex’s car but it wasn’t his, boot thief stuffed boots down pants, boat stolen without crew knowing, woman prayed to Shrek statue thinking it was Buddha, GF defends BF’s micropenis, lady without vagina opening has become pregnant, guy is married to 16 women and has 100 kids, many people consider OnlyFans to be cheating, Ask Dave & Chuck, son walked in on him masturbating, how do you tell someone they smell?, man set on fire while sleeping during FaceTime prank, jerker in Target bathroom, wrong way driver crashed head on into cops on highway, Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap turns 20, DiGiorno and Hidden Valley collab, expensive trendy hair wash, hiker rescued after surviving 10 days stranded in mountains, and more!  

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who saw a man in a monkey suit at a gas station, emailer saw strippers wrestle in kiddy pool full of milk, phrases that make sense today that wouldn’t have 30 years ago, trench collapses while men were working inside, battery crashed through family’s windshield on road trip, key impaled the bottom of woman’s foot, kids attacked by swarm of bees, meat prices rising, retail closures, guy reunites his dad with classic racing car, baby hears his parents for first time, update on death of Telemundo reporter, update Justin Tucker allegations, Raiders searching for QB, Gronk not considering coming out of retirement, people already betting on Eagles to repeat, RIP Gene Hackman, RIP Michelle Trachtenberg, son of Christopher Reeve retraces dad’s final journey, Colin Jost went dumpster diving to find Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring, Seth Rogen on not wanting to have kids, Mt Rushmore of grunge bands, woman paid for court fines with credit card she stole, old man attacked by guy with axe after fender bender, lady pissed at BF locked him in storage unit for days, woman discovered husband was cheating and tortured him and mistress, Indian guy gets chili powder up butt for stealing, woman electrocuted fiancé’s belly for 3 hours, people love dish served at funeral home, woman got toilet paper tattoo to celebrate where she met husband, drunk tourist fined for diving into famous Italian fountain, man got trapped under avalanche, couple of friends celebrating bridal shower ended up having plane to themselves, bizarre mystery sea creature, things that were hyped but flopped, Alexa is going to get smarter, music producer that is insanely good at identifying songs on first note only, lotto winner says his jackpot was predicted by his dreams, people wishing dead people a Happy Birthday on Facebook, man’s truck got shot up, Florida ramping up for spring breakers, train heists to steal Nike sneakers, woman shopped with raven on her shoulder, Wendy’s changing up the Frosty, guy finds high school class ring in garden, company backpedals on policy of firing employees who didn’t get married by September, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Carnival Day, house listing with 5 antique cars, subreddit with all mirror listings, Marketplace listing for used toy box, another plane close call, plane had mechanical issues, teen injured in road rage incident with wrench, man gets attacked by bees, sinkhole in neighborhood swallowed a car and part of another, families became ill at Mexican resort, Luka’s first game against Dallas, value of Taylor Swift to the NFL, Chris Pratt watching BIL nude, David Beckham underwear ad, James Marsden wants to play Sinatra, iconic movies that shaped millennials, The Price Is Right episode 10000, Ozzy documentary, Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain grandchild, Dave’s ass crack fear, guy with huge neck arrested for child abuse, guy on house arrest left home for nuggets, woman arrested for touching herself at soccer game, guy arrested after waving Chucky doll at people, martial arts instructor stops purse snatcher, 3 guys stabbed at mansion sex party, old woman slammed into 2 storefronts, distraction stealing, man accused of breaking into a house nude, $19 strawberry, Papa John’s Bath Bomb, daughter not issued SSN or birth certificate, 2 chatbots talk in secret language, stupid drink mistake a wedding guest made, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave slipped and fell in mud, top things servers secretly hate, 100-year-old driver crashed into building, plane had to make emergency landing shortly after takeoff, woman lured older men on dating app to rob them, one of the Island Boys arrested for drugs and gun, guy busted with U-Haul full of weed, people complaining that their illegal license plate blockers weren’t working, grandmother and grandson working on restoring a car together, Burger King workers honor regular customer who passed away, Uncut announcement, NHL ref took puck to nuts, Michael Wilhoite punches cop, projected NBA champs, highest average ticket prices for a single game in sprots, cast of Friends weren’t in Matthew Perry documentary, Kim Kardashian, Fyre Festival creator talks about second festival, Lester Holt will retire from Nightly News, Meghan Markel shared new logo but it was copied from a town in Spain, Wu Tang Clan announce farewell tour, Roberta Flack died, rub and tug busted woman named Soon Bang, woman and child helped man escape from prison, woman busted with coke in luggage, man got out of prison after 30 years for crime he didn’t commit, have you had a Vagacial?, women are spreading glitter on themselves to see if they are dating a married man, sexual health days, old man smeared substance on car door handles for parking on his land, man stabbed guy with fork when tried to car jack him, update on guy who got face and double hand transplant, tooth in eye surgery, woman thought she was buying a Picasso but it was a scam, woman stole sink from restaurant, woman got hooked on Candy Crush and won settlement, thousands of seagulls plague a town, camera found hidden in ceiling of college bathroom, update on woman who was poisoned with antifreeze at bar, JoAnn Fabrics closing down, chocolate prices rising, are men or women more generous?, telephobia, Pokémon shaped Cheeto, strange way guy smuggled drugs, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a metal detector video, train aquarium coffee table, home nurse for older woman with dildo collection, emailer looking for coins for sale for Craigslist ad for senior ladies wanted, 5 cops arrested and department shutdown for selling drugs, donut shop worker gunned down would-be robber, snow plow driver driving fast down the road, Hooters may be facing bankruptcy, man reunited with lost dog after 8 years, Dave’s hair is growing faster, NFL investigation into Justin Tucker, Rob Ray hit by puck on live TV, Rams granted Matthew Stafford permission to speak with other teams, Yankees will allow facial hair, one of Diddy’s lawyers wants to be removed from team, movie director allegedly groped actor, Menendez Brothers denied another trial, video of Justin Bieber acting strangely, Ben Affleck casually dating, dog awards, comedies that are funny from start to finish, lady who got knocked up by Dave Grohl identified herself, woman peed on food, guy peed on bar, 11-year-old crashed car into daycare, delivery driver caught stealing customer’s food, hot air balloon mile high club, plastic surgeon computer hacked, man recorded women working out at female only gym, brawl at a Spirit Airlines gate, someone emailed bomb threat, pilot bit by tarantula during flight, Jet Blue will reimburse travelers if their vacation gets rained out, man won casino jackpot but won’t get it because he banned himself from casino, thieves win scratcher jackpot with stolen credit card, bald men being attacked for rituals, Birkenstocks trying to stop competitors from copying design, TikTok trend dropping heavy stuff on feet, drunk get got 2 DUIs in 2 nights after crashing car 2x in same spot, drunk guys found with weapons and drugs after passing out behind wheel, man had coke in couch, chunk of ice flew off truck, fire ball from gas fireplace, woman died after sticking head out train window for selfie, what would happen if Yellowstone volcano erupted, how many ways are there to brush your teeth, noise cancelling headphones, how people described a mummy smell, leaving room for dessert, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the reporter who was hit by a car a few years ago while live on TV, why some companies are intentionally making you wait longer to speak to customer service, an app for hiring personal security, people are selling egg loosies, the old lady who ran over another old lady’s head on a beach, what happened to the lady who went sledding down Dead Man’s Hill, the narcoleptic dog who passes out whenever it gets happy, the worst movies that made at least $1B, why Amazon will get the final say in who is cast as the new James Bond, which famous guy you would be most comfortable being stuck in an elevator with, a new unlikely business that is being used as a front for a brothel, a drive thru jerker, a police chase at the Kennedy Space Center, America’s most sexually curious states, a listener who was ready to dump his girlfriend before she showed him her positive pregnancy test, a listener who wants to do a roast at his father’s funeral, a recently uncovered missing tomb from ancient Egypt and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about positivity, words people never spell correctly, another plane crash, delivery driver ran over pedestrian and kept going, fake delivery driver arrested, random guy showed up to help put out house fire, chance of a city killer asteroid has increased, dog ran for it on freeway, woman won $2M lotto prize when clerk gave her wrong ticket, 7 men charged in robberies of pro athlete homes, preplanned fights during 4 Nations event, sports betting made $13.7B in revenue last year, Shohei Ohtani can’t parallel park, Travis Kelce spent $100K on Taylor Swift for Valentine’s Day, 8ther grader’s encounter with Jason Kelce, Blake Lively lawsuit, Mark Hamill’s pants fell down at award show, Patrick Schwarzenegger did full frontal on White Lotus, Ozzy offered role in Pirates Of The Caribbean, tech student being mocked for setting dorm fire while trying to hide sex doll, shop owner puts bounty on negative reviewers, woman lost 5 contact lenses behind her eyes, man busted recording people changing in his house, man exposes himself and leads police on car chase, man leads cops on 18 minute chase, couple discovered neighbor stuffed poop through front door mail slot, penis enhancement surgeries, drug dealers in capybara costume, car flew off overpass, father/son duo survived in wilderness, man broke his arm sledding, gator on patio, volcano tourists, Google giving worse search results to make money on ads, toxic drinks to avoid, KFC moving HQ out of Kentucky, man killed by hogs, venomous snake found in Australia washing machine, chubby beaver, flying car startup, pet day, woman arrested for squishing baked good at store without buying it, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025