Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a chubby horny guy showing up at the wrong address for meet up, man who cleaned a king’s b-hole for nearly 30 years, guy with fat deposit that looks like 3rd ball on Dr. Pimple Popper, delivery driver thought sleeping dog was dead, woman who works as dog chaperone at weddings, boat crashed into a ferry, boat crashes and flips, boat takes to the skies while trying to break speed boat record, 3 bags of money stolen from Brinks truck, homeowner discovered camera watching his home, guy was attacked by bobcat while out hunting turkey, turkey flew into windshield while guy was driving, turkey wandering around NYC, birthday wishes for man who just turned 100, woman won $3M lotto prize after she had a lucky feeling, NFL Draft, Bill Belichick and GF, Sperm Race recap, Hallmark’s football love story in Buffalo, Honey Boo Boo sold rights to her life for Lifetime movie, Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame announcement, 88-year-old woman fled scene after driving car into mobility scooter of another old lady, man flinging bags of human feces at people, female plane passenger stripped nude and pooped on seat, two guys fighting in airport bathroom while another guy is pooping in stall, snake fell into woman’s margarita at Mexican restaurant, internal bra, app for someone to come pick up and do your laundry, man leads police on chase to see if they would chase you going over 100mph, guy with ‘F Around and Find Out security’ sign in yard, kids throwing Play-Do at cars end up in fight, senior assassin game, guy who sat next to a pooper on a plane calls in, woman said she caught herpes from holding karaoke mic too close to mouth, accused drug dealer hid weed in Easter Eggs, disgruntled Disney employee who hacked menu gets sentenced, Amazon delivery driver stole a birthday cake from someone’s garage, and more!