Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff, Jesse Thorne. This week, motion to adorn.

Brannon brings the case against his friend Anna. Anna says that Brandon's apartment is boring. She wants to help him create a decorative vision for his home. But Brannon is content. He wants Anna to accept the way his home looks

and to stop buying knick-knacks for him. Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide. Please rise

as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.

I remember years ago, I got a set of rhinox riders.

And these are like hairy rhinoceri being ridden by ogres.

And the rhinoxes had very well sculpted butts.

They were really fun to paint.

Also, it's true. Nipples on armor is always cool. Bayliff,

Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigants in. Brandon and Anna, please rise and raise your right

hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? So help you

God or whatever? Yes. Yes. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that

if you're watching on YouTube, you can see that his office has been decorated by Ken Plume,

who sent him an Indian movie poster that he just put up on the wall and has had there ever since.

Yes. Yes. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.

I think I brought that one up again recently.

Just to be clear, the movie poster, which has now become a treasured part of my office life,

that Ken Plum donated without asking to my wall.

Uh-huh.

Body is now, Now I love it.

And it is the only thing that Ken Plume has put into this office, aside from a copy of ducttails, the art of ducktails that he wrote, available wherever you can get your books now.

And you should get it.

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