Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Episode #719: Part 2 of The Most Intense Mountain Monsters Chases is reviewed in this instant TCB classic! Krissy & Bryan follow the boys as they hoof and huff their way through the woods. Then, Huck gets conned by a criminal mastermind named Larry! Larry uses his incredible genius to trick the MM's into a great escape simply by saying "look over there!". It's another one for the record books as they miss Bigfoot by seconds...yet again. TCBit: A voicemail to Jeff: Inner Sanctum in your Inner Rectum. Watch EP #719 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:34.5	I am pissed off that I got Tom fooled into believing that he was a good guy
1:42.5	simply because he said,
1:44.8	hey, I'm Larry.
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