And welcome back to WSHIT's Sunday morning service, sponsored by Heavenly Heartlet and Crab

Apples Church, the Hard Sword of the Lord.

Let's take a moment to hear from our sponsor, and we'll be back to hear the good word.

Well, hello, my fellow sheep and angels of the Lord.

It's Sidney Lynn Shandyhand,

dutiful wife of beloved pastor, provider, head of household,

and true alpha man of God, Dr. Carl Shandyhand.

As a mother of seven beautiful young ladies,

I have the honor of molding these young, impressionable,

mushy minds and souls. As we walk in the light of his glory, we often struggle to find the

right balance between traditional female roles and our desire to look our best for the godly

men leading our flock. That's why, with the permission

of my husband and the church elders, I've developed Heavenly Heartlit skincare and makeup line

in partnership with the Lord and strictly following the scripture. Heavenly Heartlet only

uses ingredients and production methods available during the time of the Old Testament.

Just one look at our products and you know you're going to look great, feel subservient,

and be your best for the next interaction with the men of the word.

Look here! Here's Terry Joe, our 18-year-old daughter wearing heavenly heartlit lip lining, made from

unleavened bread, Dead Sea salt brine, and mud collected from the souls of first century

sandals. Terry looks great, feels unconfident, and now she's ready for me and her father to pick

her husband. Take a look at Lindsay Jean, showcasing our heartlit blush.

We combined the dust of volcano rock, hair from two oxen,

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