No More Porn For Utah Troops
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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On today's ZBT we have 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: TERRIBLE NEWS FOR HORNY TROOPS BASED IN UTAH AFTER A NEW LAW WILL MAKE FAPPING EXTRA TOUGH ROUND 2: THERE’S ANOTHER CHINA BALLOON OVER HAWAII & I FEEL LIKE WE’RE ALL SO SICK OF CHINA BALLOONS THAT NO ONE EVEN CARES THIS TIME, WHICH IS NICE ROUND 3: There an absolute genius on one Army base that came up with a plan involving laundry and a duty NCO that you have to respect. Round 4: Good Initiative / Dad Judgment - Fake drivers license - A nurse made a HUGE mistake so she can do some Facetime - Using government funds for snow owls Proper Wild - Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS today! Betterhelp - This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, ZeroBlock 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:05.1 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.6 | Revely, Revely, Revely! |
| 0:11.6 | Welcome back to another edition of ZeroBlock 30 and today we have four rounds in the magazine. |
| 0:31.5 | Round number one, there is some terrible, terrible news for all those horny troops, |
| 0:37.6 | Austrian-knownist, all troops based in Utah after a new law will make fapping extra tough. |
| 0:45.6 | And twiddling the flapping. Yeah, exactly right. Flicking the old pink canoe. That's what they call it in the |
| 0:52.4 | biz. I think round number two, there's another China balloon over Hawaii and I feel like we're all so sick |
| 0:58.8 | of China balloon that no one even cares about it this time, which is, I mean, that's kind of ideal. |
| 1:04.4 | Are you refreshing? There you go. Yeah, I had no idea. I think that's basically anything. |
| 1:08.7 | America you have. The news killed it. We just have one news cycle to make people care and it's |
| 1:13.6 | got to be something new. Like even the fact that COVID remained the main news cycle for the longest time, |
| 1:20.6 | that has to be the longest number one story that media talked about since the war kicked off, |
| 1:26.1 | since like 9-11 the war, right? Yeah, you're right. The news stations blew their load on China balloon |
| 1:32.4 | pretty bad a couple months ago. And now we're just all we're trying and we're like we can't care |
| 1:36.7 | about it. But the thing about what makes sense about this is the China balloon is just like, |
| 1:41.7 | oh, it's just another balloon. The thing with COVID that make it make it made it so it kept going |
| 1:47.8 | in the news cycles. There's always like a fresh new nugget that that people were throwing into the |
| 1:52.4 | mix to just making up something new. Yes, yeah, just completely to make you not be able to come. |
| 1:58.8 | When you get COVID, you can't come. Yeah, that would make people vaccinated. If you start |
| 2:04.2 | leaking that to the news and you put that on Reddit, like we heard that if you have COVID, |
| 2:08.0 | you can't come. Like people will be like, let me get triple vax real quick. Round number three, |
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