Not All Of Us Are Well...

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road. Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby? Hate muse Misogyny! Women famously love being treated like humans <3 BRYAN SAYS ON FLEEK AGAIN A witchy political ig lady Can we petition to get Astrid into ACOTAR (faerie smut) Yakusa Brassic Bryan says no more TLC! Pretty pretty princess Christina at your service Bryan’s existential moment The dick measuring contest on the way to Florida Everyone stop being mean on the road! We will wait to see if Bryan’s driving has truly changed Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You just had an entire chicken parmeal.
0:02.0	I have to have snacks Monday through Friday.
0:04.5	I have to have snacks for school,
0:06.0	snacks for after school,
0:07.8	snacks for TV watching,
0:09.6	snacks for just when I feel like snacking,
0:12.4	I have to have my snacks.
0:13.8	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:20.0	So you know I'm a kid at heart when I stop at a stoplight and I see somebody next to me and we look at each other you know I'll go right I'll go why not I'll go I'll go with you
0:28.8	But this day and age you got to be careful about who you're going to go with because you know
0:32.8	idiots and you know the world is full of people and not all of them are well
0:38.8	some of them are having a gap life you know what I'm saying?
0:41.2	GAS. H-GAP life! gap life you know what I'm saying? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:49.8	Yeah boy.
0:53.0	Oh yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:57.0	I'm Brian Gray.
0:58.0	This is the bleach to my chlorine.
0:59.0	Chris enjoy only best to you, Grissant.
1:01.0	Best of you, Brian.
1:02.0	Best of you out there in the podcast Universe.
1:04.8	Thanks for joining us.
1:06.1	We're just here in the studio banging our heads against a collective wall.
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