#GapLife

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	One thing you can count on me for is to not suffer in silence. If I'm feeling any sort of way,
0:05.3	it could be just off kilter 0.1% you're gonna know about it. on this episode of the commercial break.
0:17.0	I wish I could go to frat parties and hang out and go to cool concerts and do cool things on campus
0:22.2	without all the book stuff or you know be taking
0:24.7	test and stuff. But I do. A lot of kids do that their freshman year. Yeah, of course that's
0:29.6	freshman years for. Yeah, that's why gap year is never a bad thing, right?
0:34.0	Unless you're like me and you just, the gap year becomes a gap four decades.
0:38.0	Gap life. Yeah, gap life.
0:42.0	Gap Life. Gap Life.
0:45.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:50.0	Oh yeah, I guess again. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
0:57.0	This is the blue to my big home,
0:59.0	Kristen Joy, Holy, best to you, Chris.
1:01.0	And Brian.
1:02.0	Best to you out there on the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I appreciate it. I'm already
1:06.1	missing the Olympics. I know. I'm already missing the Olympics. Everybody I've talked to
1:10.5	you said the same thing. Yeah because I used to like pop open my social media
1:14.0	and then I would see all the funny Olympic stuff.
1:15.7	Now I pop up with my social media and Elon and Trump are talking.
1:18.6	And I'm like, can we bring back that breakdancing girl, Ray Gunn?
1:24.0	Where's the Ray Gunn?
1:25.0	Where's Reagan?
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