Octoburt: The Longest Yard(s)

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Brian and Cargill celebrate the late, great Burt Reynolds with Octoburt!

What better kickoff than to take the field with both iterations of The Longest Yard? The guys discuss how both versions are winning, how closely the remake follows the original’s playbook, and how great Burt is in the dual roles he plays.

Plus, Stone Cold Steve Austin breaks Brian’s heart, Cargill reveals his fast food orientation, and Johnny Carson shows up...like a lot.

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0:23.6	I'm Downset hot junkions and welcome to a very special episode of junk food cinema
0:58.7	brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.
1:01.5	Dot com.
1:02.4	Dot mustache.
1:05.4	I am, of course, Brian Salsbury, and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.
1:09.4	He's a novelist, he's a screenwriter,
1:11.0	Lieutenant of Megaforce, definitely the best tailback in the game,
1:14.4	Mr. C. Robert Cargill.
1:15.4	He makes mad films, cannot make films that if I did, they'd have a samurai.
1:18.4	They would have a fucking samurai.
1:20.9	And this is junk food cinema, which is, of course,
1:23.4	the cult and exploitation film cast, we've got the shakes that'll make you quake. We've got the fries that'll cross your eyes and we got the burgers that'll quarter pound you. Thank you,
1:32.7	Cheeseburger, Eddie, for giving us the inspirational words to open this episode. And inspirational is what
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