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Junkfood Cinema

Stone Cold (1991)

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Requested by one of their high-tier Patrons, Brian and Cargill match wits (and mullets) with The Boz in Stone Cold. 

Imagine Point Break on motorcycles...with a lot more uncomfortably prominent confederate flags. 

The guys also discuss hobo boxing with Lance Henriksen, blowing up Wilford Brimley, and why you should NEVER go to an Alabama Olive Garden. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The The Welcome junkie-ons to an especially shameless episode of junk food cinema brought to you by filmscolorejects.com.com.com.

0:48.9

Dot mullets. I am your host, Brian Zalesbrain. I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

0:56.8

He's a novelist, a screenwriter, someone who definitely is a prospect of megaforce.

1:03.1

I don't know if you're, you say you're a lieutenant. I think you might still be a prospect.

1:06.4

I'm a lieutenant. And also, I guarantee the only person in this podcast to actually have had a mullet.

1:15.1

You know, you say things that the way you say them sounds like a brag.

1:20.4

Oh, no.

1:20.8

But the content of what you're saying.

1:22.5

You.

1:23.4

No.

1:23.7

No.

1:25.9

Let me pop a beer while we talk about the times when

1:29.5

mullets were cool.

1:32.7

And that they didn't even have a name.

1:35.3

They were just a type of haircut that was

1:37.6

business up front, party in the back.

1:40.6

Yeah, a real Billy Ray Cyrus, if you will.

1:42.5

It really do.

1:43.5

We could joke about

1:45.5

Billy Ray all we want, but there was six months where just about every woman in this country

1:49.9

would drop her panties for Billy Ray. And then those six months were up. Yeah. And then people

1:54.5

were like, okay, what's the next wedding dance song that we can listen to, ad nauseum? I'll say,

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