Old Enough to Know What We Want

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

There’s nothing worse than treating yourself, and hating the treat, backseaters. Why are we wasting our time and money, doing new things, when at the end of the day all we really want is a comfy, safe, hazy IPA? While Dustin ques up his Red robin order, Mel unveils her new eBook, we courageously try new nightlife experiences, Mel forgets a child, we consider the most monotonous parenting moments, Gen Z doesn’t want to drive (and who blames them?), we offer the best tips for teaching teens to drive from your emails, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to Hey everybody and welcome to Don't Make Me come back there. We are a funny
0:21.0	podcast about family. My name is Dustin
0:22.8	Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian the host of the aforementioned
0:25.8	podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio in downtown
0:30.2	Lameza, California, above Public Square Coffee is my lovely Weiss, my lovely Weiss and wife.
0:39.4	It was a combo of the word Wise and Wife, and just my... I'm a wise wife and that's the name of
0:46.8	Melissa's new book is wisdom available online only a wife is You can download the jack peg.
1:03.4	It's available only in certain church lobbies.
1:06.6	It is self-published.
1:12.1	40 pages and self-printed.
1:14.0	Self-designed.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:18.0	It's just a word document.
1:20.0	On a high quality free H.P. printer.
1:22.0	And we printed it on some of that old. on a high quality free HP printer and with their computer.
1:23.0	And we printed it on some of that old paper that had like the clouds behind it.
1:27.6	Remember the 8 and a half by 11s you could get on the cloud, you could print it on the cloud paper.
1:32.0	The sky with the
1:33.1	Oh gosh, I used to.
1:36.7	On a papyrus font, I think.
1:39.0	I used to just, I would study people's Christmas letters and see if they got like one of those
1:45.0	fancy pieces of paper that had like a wreath. Well you love paper. I was just a
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