Death, Taxes, and Laundry

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever had that feeling? That something is behind you, among you, before you? So have we, Backseaters. And it’s name is Laundry. Has there ever been a more clear signature of adulthood than the everlasting pile of cloth, silk, whites, and darks? Of course not. This week, Mel and Dustin surpass the pile celebrating eggs on food, the differences in oranges, Mel’s viral fashion choices, why kids hate chicken spaghetti, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny
0:20.7	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a
0:23.2	stand of comedian. The host. Okay. Have the aforementioned podcast and
0:29.6	alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio above Public Square Coffee in downtown
0:34.1	La Mesa, California. It's my lovely wife, my co-host in viral sensation,
0:38.9	Melissa Nickerson, also with us our producer Andy Laura. Thanks for tuning in everybody
0:45.0	I wish you guys coming out on this balmy 74 degree day here in San Diego.
0:49.8	I'm sorry that I threw that right in your face I've been so cold for the last month you guys don't I'm sorry that I threw that right in your face. I've been so cold for the last month. You guys don't I'm not bragging if you listen to this
0:56.7	You guys know I've been so cold I rust-belted so hard for Christmas. So thank you for tuning in everybody. We got lots to go to I got a
1:05.4	you got a stranger danger for you. I got you got a we got to talk about broken appliances. We got to talk about my weekend in Philly. We might
1:16.6	get to talk about how Gen Z's not driving. We got a couple emails. We got a lot to go to
1:21.6	but Melissa you first you had said you had a big
1:23.9	announcement oh I got a I got a review well no you said that big announcement no you did
1:31.3	this like last week but I'll go. I don't have a big announcement, but I'll plug
1:36.1	Patreon.
1:37.1	What?
1:38.1	I'm leaving us hanging.
1:39.1	Listen, I'm serious.
1:40.1	You teed it up before the show and everything.
1:42.1	Listen, it's right there, you wrote it.
1:44.0	Can't you?
1:45.0	No.
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