Older, Wiser, Scarier

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens! TCB Fact Check: the captain of the superyacht that sank was NOT from Below Deck, but Below Deck’s Captain Sandy commented on it (and he also looks like Captain Jason and is from NZ…it’s confusing) Petition to force Bryan to watch all of Below Deck Renting a boat…or a superyacht Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:21.8	or lowercase that Shopify dot co-de-ek slash special offer
0:25.7	eagles don't fly with pigeons okay so go get your breadcrumbs and get back to me tomorrow.
0:33.2	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:39.7	So I take the flashlight, I start running around the house. I open every
0:43.8	door, I open every closet, I look behind every shower curtain because I want to
0:48.0	make sure that there's no one in the house. Even though we have an alarm and it's on
0:51.0	and I'm pretty sure that it would have went off should
0:53.1	something you know sometimes you don't know yeah you don't know and so I
0:58.6	look in every door in every closet that takes me like three minutes nothing nothing. I don't hear anything.
1:03.9	Well, ha ha.
1:09.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:14.0	To 30 in the morning!
1:16.0	Oh yeah, Gancy kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:19.0	I'm Brian Green.
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