The Simon Cowell of Art

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway! The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people Having the hard conversations Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art B Movies NextDoor nonsense Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's 65 hot dogs, you better win some money.
0:02.4	And I mean a pretty penny, because if I'm shoving all them weenas down me like that,
0:09.4	I'm leaving here with something. On this episode of the commercial break.
0:17.0	Send us some of your arm.
0:20.0	Send us some of your art.
0:21.0	Let me determine whether or not you should get another dead-end job or
0:26.0	try and make a living doing this. I'll give you my own stuff. I'm the Simon Cowell of painting.
0:31.5	I don't know if you know that but...
0:33.0	Yes.
0:34.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Hey you're Oh yeah, Gassa kittens.
0:45.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:47.0	I'm Brian Green.
0:48.0	This is the gender my pen, Chris, enjoy only.
0:51.0	Best to you, Chris.
0:52.0	Best to you, Brian. And best to you Chris it's best to you Brian.
0:53.0	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
0:55.2	Thanks for joining us.
0:57.2	Wow, what an exciting week last week
1:00.7	of 3.30 in the morning speeches by Democrats.
1:05.0	I stayed way too late.
1:08.0	Yeah, so did I.
1:09.0	One night I just had to put out.
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