Olly’s Wagon Wheel Whopper and other tales…

Radio 2's Confessions

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Olly seeks forgiveness in his Wagon Wheel Whopper ‘He’s Quite Heavy He’s My Brother’; Captain A reveals his shocking stag story ‘Too Many Broken Parts’; Deborah tells us her confession ‘Say You, Say Wee’ and Max shares his fishy tale ‘Daddy Was A Carp Robber’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive an ex-zoo keeper’s shameful story involving the police, and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email [email protected].

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:04.8	Dear brothers and sisters, all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:09.6	whether Saint or sinner.
0:12.8	Hello and welcome it's another Confessions Podcast from your friends at the BBC,
0:16.6	where sinful and slightly dodgy members of the public come forward
0:19.6	and tell their tales of deceit, debaughtry and deception.
0:23.2	So you've forgiven us for you, the parish of radio too, and Bobby and Joe as well.
0:28.3	This week our Confessions Hall includes Captain A's shocking stag story,
0:32.4	Too Many Broken Parts,
0:34.0	Olli's wagon will wopper, he's quite heavy, he's my brother,
0:37.2	and Deborah's Tale say you say we.
0:39.7	Out of course we'll uncover yet another confession from the crypts that you've got in touch to request.
0:43.8	Now let's start this week's podcast with Max's Fishy Tale, Daddy was a carp robber.
0:52.0	Please be seated.
0:53.6	Okay well it's 30 minutes to six o'clock together round and here comes another
0:57.8	confession last one of the week before we tie them up very neatly in a bow and put them in a podcast
1:02.4	which you can download from the Radio Sea website or from your favourite podcast platform.
1:06.8	And tonight's show bless you comes from Max.
1:11.7	Thank you Max, Father Simon, Joe and Bobby.
1:15.6	I would like to confess to an event which occurred about 20 years ago when I was working as a police officer.
1:21.9	See I asked for more police officer ones, so we get them.
1:24.1	And we got them.
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