Orthodox Tunnels, High Mortgages & Baby Daddys | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon Chrissy Chas | Ep 154

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. JoyMode Go to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout. 00:00 - Dates 01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay? 08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself 12:30 - Aunt Mickey 15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids 19:00 - Miscarriages 24:13 - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time 30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations 34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House 36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks 38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying 47:18 - Parent of the Week 56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth 59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn 1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real 1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life 1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporter UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On BBC I player, you need to watch, you need to listen, new year, new TV.
0:06.0	I like it.
0:07.0	Head back to school for some bad education.
0:10.0	Babe, the dress code was practical.
0:12.0	I'm practically perfect, Jinks.
0:14.0	Uncover hidden secrets with the tourist.
0:16.0	My boyfriend Elliot, he lost his memory.
0:18.0	If I've done something to all of you, I'm sorry.
0:20.0	And take on a new challenge with the traitors.
0:23.0	Where faithful and traitors do battle.
0:26.0	Watch on BBC I Player. Guys, I have a brand new hour of stand-up material that I'm actually filming as a special.
0:35.7	It's going to be coming to you very soon.
0:37.3	February 2nd at the Historic Rhyman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee.
0:42.3	Go get Ticky Wickeys.
0:43.6	I'm really proud of this work, so have fun.
0:45.4	That theater, the Rhyman, is literally historic and awesome.
0:48.9	Make a trip down to Nashville just for that,
0:50.7	because it's a great city and a great venue.
0:52.3	February 3rd at the Warner Theater in Washington, D.C.
0:54.4	That show is almost sold out, so if you want to get the tickets, go get him.
0:57.2	And then February 9th, Grand Sierra Resort, Reno, Nevada, and then the next day is
1:02.1	right before the Super Bowl, come to Reno,
	...

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