Reddit Prison Planet, Miami Aliens? & We Get Up In Ya Gutz | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos | Ep 153

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors! Nutrafol Nutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS. Ship Station Use promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings! 0:00 - Gut Health 9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants 19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train 24:00 - Self Sabatoge 35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness 44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet 47:00 - Are we living in a simulation 52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart Story UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:08.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:18.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill.
0:20.0	Wuho!
0:21.0	On a tandem!
0:22.0	Alright, mate! With a mass sewer on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:26.0	Search Zero with an ex, because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	Guys, Chris D.com for my Tickyicky Wikis, I got shows this Friday and Saturday, January 12th and 13th.
0:39.0	We got Friday, January 12th at the Magnolia Theater in El Cajon, California, San Diego, and January 13th at the
0:45.6	Wilton in Los Angeles. Tickets, Chris D.com, Chrissy California, I will not be in your area for probably a year and a half so come down hang
0:55.1	out then cup next month February 2nd in Nashville February 3rd Washington DC February 8th Reno Nevada the Grand Sierra Resort and then we're going to
1:05.0	film my special sometime in February and March still in Atlanta but that is not
1:08.9	on sale yet so I don't know February 8th and Reno could be my last show for a year plus
1:13.8	Christie comedy.com for ticky wickeys go do it and Mike Cannon comedy
1:18.8	com for all my days thank you so much to all the chaos people that have been
1:22.1	coming out lately.
1:23.1	Thank you for identifying yourself. It's very cool. January 11 through the 14th, I'll be in
1:27.7	Tampa, Florida for the Sunshine Comedy Fest. New Festival, first year.
1:31.6	No idea how it's going to go, come out, tickets at my site,
1:34.4	and then the 25th of January, I'm in Vegas, then I'm in Chandler, Arizona,
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