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I'm Janet and I'm a parole officer for the county jail here in the suburbs of DC.

My job's pretty boring.

Well at least it was until I had a sit down with a petty larseness named

rusty Fireball Jones, which as it turned out became more of a laydown.

You see, Fireball comes in once a month for checking. Oftentimes we gotta track his

ass down and drag him in. He ain't much for getting on the good side of the law and staying

there for long. Well yesterday, he came in and took such a long-ass look at me I

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