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But now it's time to get down and dirty with this week's tale.

I'm your nasty little host and I'm glad to see your sweet face back again this week.

If this week's anywhere near as tight as last weeks, I'll be running out of batteries before the

night through.

Mm-mm-mm. Let's all take a moment to collect our horny asses before this whole thing gets

started. You ready to hear the hottest, steamiest most nut-blowing shit this side of the tracks. I know I am.

I love pleasureing myself. A lot of guys think us girls don't do it or don't do it as often as them but let me be the first to

tell you we do and no one knows how to get me off as good as me I never know when that feeling will come over me, that little tingle in my

clit, the seeping wetness between my legs. Sometimes I'm in my office at work. Sometimes I'm watching a movie at home. Sometimes I'm even

at grocery shopping. I'm especially horny right after I get a bikini wax. I go to

this Brazilian woman and I strip off my pants and underwear and lay on her

table. Then I touch my bare feet together and draw them up so that my feet are still touching

but my knees are as far apart as they'll go. She spreads the hot wax all

over my labia with a couple of rips every single hair on my pussy is gone

except for a trend little v.

When I leave my pussy lips are still stinging and the totally exposed baby bear skin is pink and tender.

But my clit is so sensitive and freed from all that hair that it just screams for attention.

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