Guys, I'm meeting drunk and watching...

Pig.

You better come out and stop me.

Hi, this is Dick Miller. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who were these guys? This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed home.

And listen to junk food cinema.

The weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, and Cargill has been missing ever since he asked about the secret menu at gyms and then followed a monk into a subterranean labyrinth below Austin.

Look, it doesn't matter. In his stead, once again, the hardest working short order cook of the

JFC diner, Mr. Scott Weinberg.

Higg, I thought you said Porkies.

I watched the Porkies trilogy.

I can only imagine the APB that would go out if somebody who looked like Nicholas Cage in this movie

was looking at girls showering through a hole in the wall.

Oh, man.

This just became like a fucking Todd Salon's movie or something.

Yeah, who was the, is this a request episode?

It is Mr. Weinberg.

This is a patron request from Will Denson.

Denson, thank you, Will, because I saw this movie when it came out in 2021, in 2021,

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