Pink Pony Club, Mallorca, & Lacrosse Moms | Ep # 39 | Puddles
Puddles with Andrew and Brenna
Andrew Collin
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover Chappell Roan, family history, Andrew’s secret, picking rooms in Mallorca, Kraft American Cheese, sidequests, villain origin stories, and moving to LA.
We hear from our listeners on party tricks and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse.
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00:00 - Andrew has a mustache
02:00 - The Whore Store
05:00 - Escaping Poland
08:25 - Pink Pony Club
12:45 - Mallorca recap
16:00 - First world problems
22:00 - Balearic sea
28:00 - Nude beach
36:00 - I LOVE LAX MOMS
41:00 - Snews
48:00 - Olympics
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Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser
Ending song written by: Andrew Collin
Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner
Produced by: Melanie Meisner
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Puddles in the morning, |
| 0:05.0 | muddles in the evening, muddles in the afternoon, |
| 0:08.0 | muddles in the afternoon. |
| 0:11.0 | Well, I'm a puddle boy, and she's a puddle girl. |
| 0:17.0 | The puddles podcast are starting real soon. |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome to puddles. Andrew has a mustache. It's your host Andrew Colin. |
| 0:28.0 | joined by Brenner Lorac, who also has a mustache. |
| 0:32.0 | Don't be fucking rude. |
| 0:35.0 | He fucking derma playing that bitch every night. |
| 0:37.0 | I always look over, she has a full knife to her face. |
| 0:41.0 | Every night, you know, don't make me look bad that's not even true you wish it was true. |
| 0:47.2 | You wish I had facial hair loving ass. I do love when you have a little goatee. |
| 0:51.6 | You just go like this? |
| 0:53.0 | No, you say I get side burns when I sleep. |
| 0:56.0 | You do, I wake up to a little heistic man in my bed. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm like, who the fuck is this? |
| 1:02.0 | This person is like like I keep kosher. I'm like okay |
| 1:05.8 | Grandpa Sal. Again I'm like waiting for the for the day that I become full |
| 1:11.1 | full woman meaning I wake up beautiful I don't wake up beautiful I want to so |
| 1:16.6 | bad I want to so bad I know it doesn't make sense but I mean it doesn't help when you |
| 1:21.8 | put 55 different creams and zit like I wake up and it's just a little |
| 1:26.6 | dippa all over you and you're like I don't know why I don't look pretty and it's like well |
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