Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Forn. This week,

Pleet Bargain and Elizabeth Files Suit against her wife Tiffany.

And Elizabeth says she doesn't cook because she finds it too overwhelming.

Tiffany says that because Anna Elizabeth is such a talented seamstress,

it's surprising she would have trouble with cooking. To Tiffany, those skills should be transferable,

but Anna Elizabeth says that's not how it works. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.

Well, Banner wants to show everybody he can lead this thing, but he can't lead poop,

and he's going to pay. They're all going to pay. Bale of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.

And Elizabeth and Tiffany, please rise and raise your right hand. Do you swear to the truth?

The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever. Yes.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that the only sewing he's ever

done is his wrestling costume that he made after he was bitten by a radioactive spider?

Yes. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. I hope I got the order of events, right?

I didn't actually end up sewing anything. Elliot Kaelin just texted me.

I'm mad that I messed something up. No, you got it. You got it right, except I don't know the

Peter Parker sewed that wrestling costume. I think at least in the movie, just wears a ski mask.

But then later he makes his own costume in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man's.

And then later, an alien turns into a costume for him.

A alien says, Hey, let me wrap myself around your body. This can't go wrong. He says,

way to go. Sounds great. Wrap yourself around me, alien.

And Elizabeth and Tiffany, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment. One of your

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