Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is Top Flight Time Machine. I'm Andy Hot Body Dawson, Pow, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh.

I'm Sam Nistie Delaney. So what?

Welcome along. It's a Friday morning episode. You're getting it on a Thursday evening, if you're a member of the IFS on the Patreon.

Oh, yeah, welcome along.

First of all, before we go any further,

we're very, very, very excited about the upcoming weekend

because we're going to do a couple of live shows,

which I've been building up for for quite a while now.

Saturday night is the London-Lester Square Theatre.

It should be brilliant.

We've got lots of things planned.

I'm going to say there's going to be an FAA-Cup-style draw of balls in a bag.

There is going to be a recreation of a classic moment in top flight time machine history, but theatrically recreated.

There's going to be some live gurning, a gurn off between the two of us.

There will be, I don't want to give too much away, but there will be some live milk drinking,

which I don't think has ever been attempted on a stage in London or anywhere else for that matter.

There's going to be that.

There's two things that we need input from attendees from, which will be, if you want to bring along an item for what

we've decided to call the cuntiques road show yeah uh bring along any item of interest

it the cunteeks cunt show but you said that was a step too far i said that was too strong you

said it was that was juvenile yeah And when it was infantile.

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