Keep away from junk food cast unless you're tired of sulking.

They'll talk forgotten movies past.

Some with Macaulay Culkin.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys?

Who are these guys? Hello, transgressors, and welcome to another fairy tale episode of junk food cinema right here on Philpskolrejects.com.

Dot com. Dot pumpkins.

Okay, that's where we are. There it is. Which fucking episode are we doing?

It's all just, it's nebulous. You have no idea what's going on, where stuff is going to end up, where the content is going to fall. This is what happens when we record like four episodes all together at once.

This is just what happens.

It's what happens when somebody has a kid and somebody overbooks themselves on writing gigs.

And when you put them together, it's the worst sitcom you've ever watched.

It would be a pretty bad sitcom.

It's still better than Big Bang Theory.

This is the cult and exploitation film cast.

So good. It just has to be fattening. It's at least as good as casso-flavored ruffles. I am your host, Brian Salsbury, and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host. He's a screenwriter, novelist, lieutenant of megaforce, someone who probably has never pissed off a witch in the woods but there we can't prove it we have

no evidence to the contrary mr c robert cargill hi oh i've definitely pissed off witches in the woods

of course you have of course you have uh car carly okay we have so many things to say just about

the name of lance henry insing's character in this movie But first I have to, of course, do the plug.

And the plug, of course, is that Cargill has a book out right now.

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