The Final Terror

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

If you go down in the woods today, you may get a big surprise. You may in fact be surprised that this week's movie exists in the first place. But obscure is the tree from which Junkfood Cinema falls and as Schlocktober continues, Brian and Cargill taking a camping trip with The Final Terror.

From the director of The Fugitive comes possibly the most anti-slasher-movie slasher movie of all time. From its sensible characters, killer cast, and satisfyingly shocking ending, The Final Terror is the last thing you'd expect.

Also in this episode, rusty trombones, Where's Waldo gets murdered repeatedly, and we probably definitely get sued by The Movie Crypt.

Like the show? Consider supporting us on Patreon! For as little as $4/mo, you can get access to all our bonus content, and you ensure we can keep doing Junkfood Cinema long after the end of the world! Thanks!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is junk food cinema.
0:03.0	Hi, this is Dick Miller.
0:16.1	You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School rejects.
0:20.8	Who were these guys?
0:44.4	Hello, all you happy campers, and welcome to another exciting episode of junk food cinema right here on filmscorejects.com.
0:46.7	Dot com.
0:49.8	Dot tent.
0:55.6	I love how you just, I'd been just throwing that out recently as a joke, and now you're just waiting on it.
0:56.3	And it's like, oh, shit.
0:57.6	Because have you... I don't know if you listen to the show that we do Cargill.
1:00.9	But we've started putting the old Expedia, like, jingle to end.
1:04.9	So it's like, I say dot com.
1:05.9	And then it goes, dot com.
1:09.0	So...
1:09.5	I did not know that. and then it goes dot com. So, and literally people have been like messaging us on Twitter.
1:13.4	I don't listen to the show. I know. Fuck this show, right?
1:15.0	People have been messaging us on Twitter and being like, that's my favorite joke, my favorite running joke of the whole show.
1:19.6	And I'm like, someone else's jingle is your favorite running joke of our time.
1:23.1	That actually makes a ton of sense.
1:30.0	Hey, this is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.
1:33.5	It just has to be improved by other people's jingles.
1:36.8	I'm Brian Salisbury.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -2728 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Brian Salisbury, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Brian Salisbury and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.