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Andy Zaltzman, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.86.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Andy delivered a manifesto of puns to an astonished audience in the record of Bugle 4308, here it is!


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Written and presented by:

  • Andy Zaltzman


The Victims were:

  • Nish Kumar
  • Tiff Stevenson
  • Anuvab Pal
  • The Bloomsbury Theatre audience


And produced by Chris Skinner and Laura Turner.



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0:00.0

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

0:10.0

Dear Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

0:13.0

Dear Buglers, this is an addendum to Bugel issue 4,608, the UK Election Special.

0:20.0

If you've not yet heard that show, just go one back in your feed.

0:24.0

This bonus stroke punishment sub episode is the puns.

0:28.0

Yes, all of the puns.

0:30.0

So off the back of our election special, to tide you over until next week you get this

0:35.0

onwards and downwards. So anyway as we look back now we will soon have a new Prime Minister it seems and I've got a friend who's really

0:45.5

really really obsessed with the history of British Prime Minister. He's in fact he's met all

0:50.4

of them he's met all of the British Prime Ministers from the last

0:52.0

hundred years.

0:52.8

It's quite old.

0:54.0

And you paid for this.

0:56.0

And now you're going to pay for this.

1:00.0

And he's met all of them. He said they're all very interesting people, he said,

1:03.6

well the current Prime Minister, he said he's got this really weird thing where he's got this

1:06.8

really great instinct for telling which animal park is the most profitable and has the most valuable assets even without visiting them.

1:15.8

He said he has a real riches zoonak.

1:19.6

Riches zoonak?

1:20.6

His predecessor, she had all these iron statues of reptiles, but she got very panicky

1:30.3

when she had to move out of Downing Street because she didn't have enough space in her

1:34.2

house for all of these things so she had to keep some of them in the garden.

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