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Hello Buglers, I am Andy Zoltzman, managing editor of the Bugle Podcast International Inc.

bow down and worship. Welcome to that rarest of cosmic events. A two bugle week. We are

recording today, Tuesday the 2nd of July 2024, our last pre-election bugle, and Friday the 5th of July, by which time, let me just

check my crystal ball, Armageddon will be upon us. That's if a daily telegraph headline and article about the now probable

labor victory proves to be true, which it won't, even if the probable labor victory proves

actual which it will probably but very very probably so

where else to start then with the first of those two bugles this the pre-election

bugle and joining me to give some icy-headed perspective on the final

throbbing of the era of conservative stroke destructive government here in the UK.

From almost as far away as it's possible to be without being an after space where incidentally if Nigel Farage is the reform UK spring a big surprise and win on Thursday

All other 7.8 billion people in the world will be sent by the end of the year.

Johnius from Australia. It by the end of the year. Johnius, from Australia, it's the fount of all objective reason and wisdom herself.

Alice Fraser.

Welcome Alice to this truly historic broadcast.

How are you? I am well. I'm very excited. O

double beuval won't you come out this week. That's I'm very, what a

thrill to be on such an auspicious half of the output that you're putting out this

way.

Have you voted yet in the election?

I have sent in my pigeons and they have been charged with their

solemn official duty of pecking the eyes out of the electors.

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