Welcome back to the Quick Tap. I'm Charlie Morgan, the Telegraph, Senior Rugby

Writer. Today I'm joined by England and Saracens' fallback and 2021 Japanese top league

relegation eliminator, Survivor. Alex Gould, how are you, mate?

Oh, that cuts are. That's deep, mate. That's tough. I would like to say, Survivor, we won.

It may have been the only win of that season for the mighty NEC Green Rockets, but it was also

the first win in 628 days for the franchise.

So I took that as a massive plus and was pretty chuffed, to be honest with you.

A few tears in the stand from the management as well, so big day.

Tears in the stand bleaching your beard.

Yeah, you've gone there as well.

I did have a bleach blonde beard.

I'd like to say midlife crisis, but really it was just a COVID crisis.

And I was pretty lonely in Japan, I think, and lost the plot.

So anyways, enough said on that.

Over the next three weeks, we'll continue to dive into every detail of England's performances.

This week, it's Australia.

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