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Dirty Mother Pukka with Anna Whitehouse

Quickie: Dead Pets Society

Dirty Mother Pukka with Anna Whitehouse

Heart

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Shouldn’t laugh but this week your stories on how your kid’s pets came to an end is something else. From fish jumping into toasters to sinister Siamese cats unravelling your parental mind, this is one of the darkest, funniest chats to date.

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0:00.0

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0:31.8

This is a global player original podcast.

0:44.8

Uh... Global Player Original podcast. Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

0:47.7

This is your Quicky, your podcasting bit on the side with me, Anna White House, the founder of Motherpucker, and Pau hazewood my b f f f in the dm pious house

0:57.4

so to reset uh we did a quickie uh on pets specifically i can't do it not laughing

1:06.4

pet deaths it's really not that funny it's not funny it's not funny but uh this is in light of um ziggi the

1:15.8

russian hamster perishing unfortunately uh very sad times uh when you say perishing it sounds

1:21.8

like you're taking the piss well i know well actually technically because i couldn't tell my daughter

1:27.1

that zigggy had died,

1:28.3

I made up the hamster sanctuary that she'd gone to.

1:32.0

Terrible idea.

1:32.8

Yeah, which I'm still yet to found and still yet to get charitable status on.

1:36.8

Yeah, and she's going to come for you.

1:38.4

You know that, don't you?

1:39.2

She's going to be like, can we go to the hamster sanctuary?

1:40.7

Oh, for sure.

1:41.4

Yeah, absolutely. Just give me five sex. There is actually, you know, Monkey World. Have you ever been to Monkey World? No. Oh, my God. So, not that obviously anybody would have a pet monkey, but I'll never forget going to Monkey World. And there was this orangutan just really lacklustedly swinging from a tree, looking really hacked off with life and it had a little um bio uh outside his

2:04.8

cage and it just said um frank the orangutan was found in marbea um roller skating on uh roller

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