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am i the butthole where opi's roommate keeps ruining all their pillows by putting her bare

butthole on the pillows. Am I the

butthole for asking my roommate's wife to wear bottoms around the house? My significant other and I

have been putting up our brother-in-law while he's trying to move back. He's employed and he's

paying token room and board while him and his wife attempt to sell their house. It's been six months so far.

My brother-in-law's spouse, Tina, is in her late 30s, a larger girl with some health issues.

She's visited before and ruined decorative pillows due to having accidents on them,

as she likes to sit on our black decorative cushions. What? She's now been spending

half of every month and shouldn't be in my home as a guest. She doesn't wear underwear under her

nightgown and will stay in her nightgown for the majority of the day. I've had it. I,

oh, oh my God!

All right, guys, trigger warning on this sentence.

This is gross.

She doesn't wear underwear under her nightgown.

I watched her ruin another decorative pillow by sitting on it and leaving vaginal discharge and urine on it. I gave her a day to clean it and she

pretended it didn't happen. I ended up throwing out the pillow in disgust and bleaching the

seating mat underneath it. Then she, oh, Jesus, she wore the same pea-stained nightgown

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