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tidying up the bathroom while my girlfriend was in the shower? I'm a 32-year-old man and my girlfriend

is 31. We just moved into an apartment together a few months ago and I've been slacking on the

cleaning. She hasn't really said anything, but I've noticed her saying things under her breath or making

some comment during dinner.

I'm not a misogynist.

I know men got to clean and stuff too.

I just never really did much of it.

I mean, I cleaned, of course, just not like my neat freak girlfriend.

Anyways, I decided to clean the house before she got home from the gym, but I hadn't finished by the time she got home.

Mind you, when she came home and saw what I was doing, she was really, really happy.

I got a big smooch and promise of some fun times after her shower, so naturally I wanted to hurry up and get it done.

She hopped in the shower, but I hadn't finished the bathroom yet.

Our bathroom is kind of big, so I figured I could sneak in while she was showering. Not to be a

creep. The shower curtain is dark. You can't even see through it to get the cleaning done.

I do have a tendency to get distracted, so while I was bringing in the stuff to quickly clean the

floor, I left my phone playing the podcast I was listening to in the other room.

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