"R" Is For Regatta!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Larry is almost run over by aggro cyclists and long boats at a regatta in Long Beach! In keeping with the nautical theme, Larry recites, "On The Sea" by John Keats and in keeping with the recent Passover, he talks about the classic movie "The Ten Commandments." Finally, keeping with nothing in particular, he tells a joke about a fainting nun.

Quote of the week: "Wow, wow and yikes."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves a regatta. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show I'm Larry Miller
0:39.7	but in a way aren't we all? And the Colonel and I are very happy today.
0:45.9	We're back on the mainland, and we couldn't go to,
0:50.1	well, my favorite place, Milleronia something happened something good and it has
0:56.7	the word regatta in it and I'm going to tell you all about it and I am well happy it's beautiful here it's warm here in Southern California and I've said this
1:10.7	before but I mean it every time that music makes me feel great and the
1:16.1	Colonel too and I want to thank of course the Paul Kuchulik Orchestra and the Deborah Carrington dancers featuring
1:25.6	boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical question if the cops raid your keg
1:31.7	party and confiscate the beverages, is that considered a beer bust?
1:37.0	Yes, Brad. Yes, it is. That's number one. Good question. But I have to be honest with you I'm so out of it
1:45.3	I didn't know what a beer bust was and Colonel Jeff had to tell me he knew what it was
1:51.2	and he's been through a couple of them, but I mean I think at my college I think well I think we drank as much beer as anyone never heard the phrase beer bust though and Colonel Jeff told me that means a party that's just
2:05.7	beer and well God knows we had plenty of those but we never had that phrase in any in any case and I'm thinking
2:15.8	you know who who in the world raids a keg party anyway and
2:25.0	The colonel has been to some of those. They did all sorts of things.
2:26.5	They roll a keg out into the middle of a field, he said,
2:30.0	and they'd all sit around the keg and drink the beer. I know that part, but I mean that then the
2:37.6	police would come and raid the party and as he used to say as Colonel said
2:41.8	well they as soon as they saw the cops coming
2:45.3	into the field there they had to get the tapping system out that went into the
2:51.3	keg because he said in there places in there where they got
2:55.3	kegs they had to pay a deposit on the the equipment that goes into the keg to tap it.
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