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Larry Miller Show

Strippers & Comedians

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells us why strippers and comedians get along so well and why Seattle really is the best. And, are there any drive-in movie theaters left? Also, Larry discusses what Soylent Green is made of and recites the lovely poem Paris In Spring by Sara Teasdale.

Quote of the week: "I've gotta zip up more."

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who knows what's really best in Seattle. In Seattle. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller Show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, is it a happy day here on the mainland?

0:46.0

That's right, we're on the mainland.

0:48.0

And the reason is that one of our kids is coming home in a couple of days for a couple of days. He's rowing in a

0:58.2

regatta, he's a crew scholar, and I'm going to go pick him up Friday. It's just great and he's going to go pick him up Friday. It's just great and he's going to bring a couple more of his crew buddies with them and then they're going back the same night to where the crew team is so they can row the next day and compete the

1:19.0

next day and my wife and I are going to be going with them. And who knows, maybe Colonel Jeff, too.

1:25.5

And at any rate, though, it's great to be back

1:30.0

at Stately Miller Manor.

1:31.7

As much as I love Milloronia, and you know I do, and I know I do, and the

1:37.1

Colonel knows I do, and the doggies know I do.

1:41.3

And boy it is nice though. it's a beautiful day here in Southern California and as

1:47.6

always that music makes us feel so good of course that's the Nokia Edwards Orchestra and the Linda Brown

1:55.8

dancers featuring Boy Tenner Brad Simpson asking the musical question, are

2:01.8

there any drive-in movie theaters left? And if there are, do they still show the

2:07.0

snack park commercial with the performing hot dog? Terrific question, Brad. And you know, first of all, yes and yes. I think there are drive-in movie theaters left. Not as many as I'd like though and did they still show the snack bar

2:25.6

commercial with the performing hot dog? Yes, but also not as much as I'd like

2:30.9

them too and it was a good question good topic I hope

2:34.4

so Brad and Colonel Jeff was telling me in fact there's there's a drive-in on the

2:40.7

10 east that's the 10 freeway, which just goes way the heck out there.

2:46.0

In fact, I think that goes into Las Vegas or something, doesn't it?

2:49.8

Or you wish it would at that point.

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