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Welcome to R.S. Petty Revenge, where OP gets revenge against his toxic ex-girlfriend.

Our next Reddit post is from Jay Backman.

I had broken up with my ex about a year prior to this event, but she wouldn't move out.

One excuse after another for a solid year, until one day, amidst yet another argument,

she finally admitted that her plan was to stay indefinitely and threatened to claim domestic abuse if I did anything about it.

That weekend, she decided to go out for one of her weekend vacations with a girlfriend.

So I took advantage of the 48 hours I had and got to work reserving a storage unit and rented a moving truck.

I worked around the clock loading that truck multiple times,

only sleeping a few hours that entire weekend. She had hoarding tendencies that I had turned a blind

eye to. I had to pick my battles, and it had gotten pretty far out of control. Not only did I make

dozens of trips, but the storage unit itself was almost too small for it all.

It was truly amazing how much stuff she had managed to pack floor to ceiling in multiple rooms,

closets, and the garage despite living in the same house together for so long.

I made sure that her laptop was the very first thing in the storage unit,

all the way in the back corner,

followed by all of her clothes. So much clothes. Then furniture, then all the meaningless,

hoarded junk. By the time that I was done, that storage unit was packed floor to ceiling to the

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