Oh, is it going to sting?

No, it's going to stink.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That's very good.

Come on, Buckle, put that comic away, because we're going to have a game of ball.

I don't want to play ball, thank you Zippy. I'm quite happy as I am.

But I've decided. We're going to play ball and we're all going to throw it to each other

and then what... Zippy, Zippy, I don't want to play ball either. I don't feel like it because I am drawing.

But you must, George.

Just a minute, Zippy, why must he?

Well, because I want to play. Look, I can't throw a ball to someone if there's no one to throw it to, now can I?

Then you'll just have to think of something else to do, won't you, Zippy?

Yes, you will, Zippy, because I don't want

to play ball, and George doesn't want to play ball either. You'll just have to think of something

else to do, and you can imagine what that something else was. I know, says David Lamy, let's sell off

the Chagos Islands. And Angela Rainer says, no, no, no, that's a bad idea.

I think what we should do is instead make the pensioners pay for their fuel. And let's just take

away the pensioners heating allowance. And then somebody else pops up, maybe Rachel Reeves,

and says, no, no, no, I think we should put VAT on the schools, those public schools that all those rich people send their toffee-nosed

kids to. Let's do that. I mean, it's not that far from the truth, is it? Nine minutes past eight,

let's talk to Kevin, very good morning to you.

Morning, Mike. Now, I know that you probably expect it to be treated slightly more seriously

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