Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings, saying things like,

let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right. Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.

Should have reached out to Spec Savers.

And a very good morning to you all.

This is not raining this morning. Ray, very good morning to you.

Nice to see you here.

Loads to talk about this morning.

We'll be talking later on to all manner of guests about all manner of things.

We're talking about wokeery doing a run out over in America.

Could it happen here? Disney apparently is ditched their woke warnings. That's all good.

Booze bands at the 2034 Saudi World Cup. But I guess we should start with Russia, should we not?

Indeed, definitely the biggest story of the week, I would say, is this huge seismic shift in America's policy towards Ukraine.

Look, it's a bit of real politicia.

There's a time to get real.

I detest and loathe Putin, murderous dictator.

But the reality is, you know, he wouldn't have invaded Ukraine.

Had Trump been president over the last four years?

I think we can agree on that.

There's a reason that he didn't do this when Trump was in office. There's a reason that China didn't stop flying

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