You guys ready? We're going to cover a lot of stuff about relationships, you know, and I should know because I actually married a great woman. I don't know how I did that but I should be you should like look at me and think well he did something right when you meet my wife you'll know but I am I am a student of

human relationships I'm so glad to talk tonight about what it is to be in

those relationships so so do you remember your first love

I mean maybe it was a crush you know you call it a crush but it was

it was your first love that that love that wrecked you

what was it, third grade?

Second, mine was Beth An Bolinka in the first grade.

She was a goddess.

She would skip over to the pencil sharpener and I was there and I get really nervous.

I knew in first grade how to hit girls and tease them.

I didn't know what to do about love or feelings for them. I would get really nervous and

it's terrifying for a first grader and and I'll never forget my friend John Apple, these are real names. I'm from the East Coast.

John Apple, I heard this from friends, right?

John Apple actually did something that no one had ever

dared to do. John Apple kissed Betham Balinka on the cheek at the playground, right?

I mean, it was such a shock even to her.

She swatted him with her purse.

He falls to the ground, it gets into all kinds of trouble, but all the boys were like,

What?

John Apple?

What was it like?

The softness of her cheek.

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