Return of the Space Jesus

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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God, Jesus and Mary Magdalene discuss the backlash against Star Wars for supporting Pride Month. Is Darth Vader basically Space Jesus? We respond. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, start unearthing truths about the horrors that have happened.
0:07.0	But that makes people feel uncomfortable and sad.
0:10.0	So that's what it means to be a good ally.
0:13.0	Allyship doesn't just mean, you know, wearing titty tassels at pride.
0:18.0	Oh shit, I feel attacked.
0:20.0	You've got titty tassels in the thing.
0:23.0	You know I do.
0:24.0	Oh man.
0:25.0	I find it impossible to give up hope.
0:29.0	It's as foolish as I am.
0:31.0	I feel like Charlie Brown.
0:32.0	I love that you're an optimist.
0:34.0	I'm Charlie Brown, Mary.
0:35.0	They keep putting the football in front of me.
0:37.0	And I go to kick it.
0:38.0	And then Mary Carl is like, what?
0:40.0	So anyway, guess how the right wing reacted to that.
0:45.0	Oh, I heard Tucker called it an insurrection.
0:48.0	They know what they are doing.
0:50.0	They're so desperate.
0:54.0	They know what they are doing.
0:56.0	I know it sounds like I'm laughing,
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