God Damns The Supreme Court For Overturning Roe v. Wade

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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We didn’t know this would happen, but the God Pod was recording RIGHT as right-wing maniacs on the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, ending abortion as a constitutional right in the USA. Listen in as God and Moses react in real time to this absolutely monstrous decision. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod you think that I need to replace Satan with someone else I'm
0:05.4	thinking there should be some loading some maybe on November 4th this coming
0:09.7	year here well the thing is that their Satan has like an electoral college and
0:14.4	they've got Satan mandering okay pretty much it's well rigged okay well there you
0:19.9	go a lot of people have actually mistaken you and McGregor's hope he won for
0:26.1	Jesus oh I've seen that a lot where people put up the little framed photos in
0:31.6	the grandparents house and it's actually you and McGregor as Obi-Wan a young
0:35.8	Obi-Wan and they're like we love you Jesus I can't wait till it on stage he
0:42.5	takes a brick to that robot he's like this this robot will catch this brick
0:47.2	before it hits itself with a fake nope good luck with all that I think you'll
0:51.8	find that making humanoids it's not that easy
1:08.3	hi everyone god here you're listening to the god pod make sure to subscribe to
1:14.3	the god pod on your podcasting app do a damn it before you forget please I'm
1:20.1	here today with my pal Moses what's up Moses hello a little slow this morning I
1:25.0	woke up late it was up all night just browsing the internet I apologize but I'm
1:30.8	I'm here oh yeah me too me too every night you know how they say not to like
1:36.4	look at screens before you go to bed oh because that's bad for your sleep yeah I
1:41.7	hear about that yeah I never that never stops me it's crazy because I read
1:45.4	about that on the internet while I was trying to sleep it was the last thing I
1:49.6	read on Twitter exactly don't look at this you can't sleep I know it's like
1:54.9	it's like don't look at screens before you go to sleep and I'm sure like of all
2:00.8	the possible things in this multiverse you could possibly be looking at right
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