You're stuck in traffic. All at once, several drivers exit their cars and make their way towards you.

Their eyes turn black as their jaws unhinged.

You need my help. This is a voice from darkness. Hello all this is Dr Malcolm Ryder,

Parapsicologist. Hello all this is Dr Malcolm Ryder,

parapsychologist here as always to answer your questions and help you with issues

involving the supernatural, paranormal, and other-worldly.

Later in the show, we'll open up the phone lines,

but first we have a few national alerts.

Before we get to those, though, I have not so much an alert, perhaps more a reminder.

It's that time of year where high school and college seniors graduate.

You're all entering that next phase of your life, and I congratulate you all.

But I also implore you.

Do not hold your graduation parties in haunted houses

or places of known malevolent paranormal activity.

I recently had to take a trip. level and paranormal activity.

I recently had to take a trip downstate to free a few dozen high school graduates who'd become

trapped in a haunted farmhouse after they'd broken in to throw a party.

The dead don't care about your future.

If anything, they're envious of it.

So please, celebrate elsewhere.

All right, that brief note out of the way,

let's get into our national alerts.

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