Good morning, Jerica. Ah, morning, Joan, how are you? I'm fine. I've had a gorgeous Christmas

and we've got a bit of a treat today, haven't we? Oh, we certainly have. I mean, I'm for one.

I'm struggling with a rather distended time after all. I'm afraid all the, oh goodness, we

just moving around like you've got a pig in there with elbows and heads. Well, of course,

we had this wonderful multi-piglidere, multi-meat piglidere, which is, you know, is this wonderful

venison stuffed with a pig, stuffed with a small fallow deer. And actually, we went even

further this year and we got a goose into the fallow deer and then a chicken into the goose

and then we had a little rabbit which we stuffed into the chicken just a little one. And

I know you sometimes put spiders in the middle of the rabbit. That's right. And we popped

a stuffed up handful of spiders, pickle spiders which, God, no, at all, I'm on a pickle

spider which we rammed up the rabbit and pushed that into. Anyway, it was a wonderful meal.

You have to cook it for 48 hours. But, oh goodness me, we did have a wonderful feast at the

end of it all. I can see why you're still like, it's moving about like that. I think there's

something not, it didn't cook through properly. Well, I think what happened partly, Joan, was

at the hooves. We left on the hooves and I don't know, we'd done lawful lots of drink and I wonder

whether I did indeed a couple of the hooves and there's an apoking out at the side and then,

because of the stomach's churning, I suppose they're just bashing against the stomach wall,

rather like a, you know, trapped animal trying to get out. Absolutely. They're not

comfortable. But anyway, we do have this wonderful treat in store for listeners today. Joan,

as you may know, is a very well-renowned novella and novel writer and I'm very pleased to say that

today we're going to give you Lust and Lies at Glenmore Manor, which is Joan Damry's latest

Pente masterpiece. Or should I say Mr. Strustpiece? Yes. Some viewers may find some of the material

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