Oh Merry Christmas everybody!

Oh Merry Unho!

Oh, no no no no!

Oh yes, the Crimbu episode, absolutely.

The glitter is falling from the ceiling and we're getting bits in our mouths, the

Civil Time Cuffable, but anyway, very very merry to everybody that's going into a

nickers for some reason. I'm just trying to wear them today. It's a big, colder, dear idea.

Okay, well let's start with our first letter.

Dear Jewel and Jericho, I'm a slim, hair heavy guy in my late 50s, but definitely look

decades younger because of the way I dress. I don't have any trouble getting dates, although

I find a lot of women in my age group aren't absolute dogs, and very desperate, so I tend

to aim for younger, but I find women usually so narrow-minded. I love wearing in the

bath after sex, and I also have a party trick of climbing a tree and then doing a poo.

But really our ladies very complimentary about this. I'm a great guitarist and I cook nice

bolland eases with my own homemade garlic bread. What's wrong with women? Makes me puke.

Dan Ginnelbriss Scotland.

Oh, Dan. Sounds like quite a fun guy doesn't he?

Yeah, I kept thinking bare grills, so you were really in that left round.

Really? Because we know bare is a great one for popping up a tree and doing a little

dump-dump down through the branches. And this sounds like a very fun guy.

He's gorgeous if you look at him here, his photo, he's so...

Oh, look at that craggie face. Yes.

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