From the Jil Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, Georgia. This is obscure season 4 in American Tragedy.

I'm your host, your friend, your lover and literary, Mansplainer in chief just completing the digestion of a little bit of honey candy.

I was driving not a week ago and you know I've got the I've got the robot car and sometimes that

robot car needs you to juicer up so I plugged her in at a place that I

sometimes plug her in and normally when I stopped there and Martha was with me and

I said to Martha hey I'm going to run over to the to the gas station and they got the

Chevron or something right across the way and you know I'm going to pick up some snacks or a drink or something like that you want anything?

And she's like, oh, we just eat lunch.

I'm like, fuck you.

You think I'm going to plug in my car and not get snacks?

Are you out of your goddamn mind?

However, what I said to myself is, hey, you know what, Michael?

Rather than go to the gas station that you always go to when you plug in your car

on this particular section of the I-95 what you might want to do.

Keep walking because right over yonder there's a cracker barrel and what do they have in

cracker barrels? Those fun general stores where they sell all kinds of things,

wind chimes and sweatshirts and trucker caps and folksy art sayings painted on wooden hearts, things like that. and then they also have like an old-fashioned

candy shopy you know just sort of built right in there you can get all kinds of

old-fashioned candies and so that's what I did I bought myself a bag a bit of honey because that's a favorite candy of mine from when I was a yute.

And then I bought from Earth up thinking, you know, she just said she doesn't want anything, but you know, because I love her, and

food is my love language, I'm going to buy her a zag nut bar, and I'll tell you why. Martha is a gal who loves a butter finger you know that

crispy peanut buttery toffee thing that gets in your teeth and is is is one of the quicker routes to oral surgery. They did not have a

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